A story abouts a SnaPPing Turtle!

Me heares this hear funny story abouts a Sanpping Turtles! A few year a go, the Conservatins Officers for Indiana DNR has a big 'BUST' on people what trade in ILlegal animals what is endangered of going extincts! Them find this here man in Clarksville what buys a snapping TurLe up in Indiananoplace and himn brings it home and him takes very very goods care of that there vicious nasty filthy animals! But, then, see, DNR them finds out about this here!!! Them gets a Search WArrantS and raid that there ones HOMe!!! Them SEIZE that there Snapping Turtle!!! and That Man him arrested and Charge with vierlating this here law and that there laws....

Them goes to courtS and Many months later them has a very very serious Hearing in the Ol Judge's Courtrooms!!! THe DNR officer him up on the witness Stand and defense Lawyers

grilling him fierce like!!! Finally, ats the end of this here withering cross examenerations, the lawyer askes the Offeicer...

"So Officer where is that there Dad Blasted Turtle!"?

Officer reply, "We have it"

"Where do you have that Snapping Turtle Officer?"

"We have it in a freezer, back at the office. We cut its head off and froze it to preserve as

evidence in this here case"

Me LOVES a story abouts decapertaions!!!