Goliath tastes the bitter dregs of defeat!


It was a horrible day. Despite valiant efforts and paying Cowboy to go up and down Spring street buying votes, Goliath was unable to overcome the surging vote avalanche of HT and the Batblog.

Goliath's tears are falling in the ground where they will seep down...down to the Ohio river and out to the Gulf of Mexico where a seagull will likely taste them and keel over from the bitter poisonous fever liquied.  The seagull will be eaten by a dolphin which will beach itself only to be saved by a small group of cubscouts on holiday.  It will be on CNN situation room and Anderson cooper will cry about it too.

Meanwhile Goliath consuming vast amounts of Jaegermeister.  Read it...weep!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
I call for a recount...I have received intel that there was a major hack that took place and the kid with game had something to do with it
Matthew said…
Absolute bullshit. YMC demands login credentials to the poll software so he can cross reference the various IP addresses across the globe that tilted the scales of democracy.

YMC will conduct a thorough investigation and return results with evidence supporting his claim.

Scientific methods folks!
keepinitreal said…
Just Curious Goliah, have you written any books? If not, you should, because you have quite the imagination!!

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