Goliath Mulls Run For PResdent

Goliath mulling over possible run for presdent. Goliath tries to  decides to leap frog over all petty ambitions like HT of being Mayor or Jeffersonvilles. Goliath need greater scope and field of action for great Goliath vision.  Some of issues Goliath would address as follows:

GOLIATH FOR PRESDENT!

Here the big visionary platform:

1.  Squelch Airport pat downs and body scans to make naked pitchers.

2. SEC to offer service of  audit companys for soundness and good investment. Graded A B C D F
 
3. Impose Trade Tariffs on all goods what use in human labor practice.

4.  End war in Afghan istan and Iraq.  (Under Goliath, we only pick on pissants what we can whip easy...like
    say...Ecuador)

5.  Build big transcontinental high speed rail track. NY to Chicago- Mineapolis- Rapid City-Portland Oregon
San Francisco- LA - Las Vegas- Phoenix- Albugquere NM- Denver-  New Orleans- Nashville- miami

SHOVEL READY

6.  Gummit wage freeze.  10% bonuses of all monies saved by DEPT HEADS.  Put the Greed back in Gummit
service.

7.  Hands off innernet

8.  Hands off Wikilieaks

9.  All what receive Social Assistance (Welfare, Unemployment, etc.,) do some community service works
    to remain active and contributre back to community.

10.   Squelch Creationists.  Evolution makes people so mad. And...Goliath know very well Peoples need
    something to get all riled up about.

11.  Extraordinary Rendition of NSHBM.  (Masses salute idea)

12.  Nationalize HBO and make free channel for all and many.

13.  Every citizen ordered to contribute 10 dollars a week to "Goliath fund" a discretionary fund for use whatever was Goliath see fit. This rais about 3 billion each week.

Comments

Goliath said…
Note: Each and every God Fearing American entitled by right to full body scan printout including notations of 'hot spots' and possible terrorist motivations.
President Goliath: You posted as one of the planks of the visionary platform of Goliath for Pres: "Impose Trade Tariffs on all goods what use in human labor practice". Clarification please. Does the G intend to impose an import tariff (a tax) on all goods and materials or content imported for use by USA citizens utilized in their production/assembly of finished goods? Goods used by Americans for domestic consumption and manufactured items subsequently exported to foreign nations with no foreign tariffs? Will there be an attempt to further "level the playing field" for goods manufactured by Americans for sale and consumption in the US of A and/or exported? Domestic content applications? Will Goliath enforce fairness for the American worker by restricting the hiring of foreign illegals that lower the essential "living wage standard" of Americans? Go get 'em!
Goliath's brave and bold leadership can result in a USA "reindustrialization policy" and can begin to work if the mighty G can equalize the current lower cost of production and transportation costs of imported (foreign) goods so that they are "equalized" to the total cost of domestically produced goods. Import tarifs can work to level that playing field. Also, foreign governments need to drop their unfair/excessive trade barriers to allow USA domestically produced goods greater access to these foreign markets. Three quick examples are the inability of USA exporters to ship autos to Japan and China, all knds of items to China, and Caterpillar heavy equipment to Columbia. Go get 'em G! Fight back for Uncle Sam!
Lisa Smith said…
Are you able to produce your Birth Certificate?
Anonymous said…
Abbysnana: LOL ! Once again you are too clever! ( I think that is why the Brotherhood likes you.) You do have a point about The Mighty Goliath ( ahem, among others...)being required to show his qualification to be able to hold the highest office in the land. Obviously The Mighty Goliath is much better qualified than a "communuity organizer" to hold the office, but the legally born citizen thing clould be tricky for him as well. Goliath would be a great pres, but I think you may well have him.
Anonymous said…
Goliath: We aren't importing foreign chickens for re-sale in Jeffersonville, are we? Southern Indiana grown and processed chickens are just fine and provide jobs.
hoosiertaxpayer said…
You might consider HT as a running mate. Mayor Of Jeff, bon vi vant , intellectual, legal expert, proven vote getter. HT would get the women vote, chicks love the new look...
A national ticket composed of Goliath and Hoosier-Taxpayer would be cool. Perhaps, you could obtain ballot access by calling your new movement the "Taxes are too Damn High Party"
Lisa Smith said…
Anonymous, not to worry, I am confident that even if he came to this country illegally he will be welcomed with open arms. Are there any skeletons in your closet Goliath?
Goliath said…
Hood post big questions: ". Clarification please. Does the G intend to impose an import tariff (a tax) on all goods and materials or content imported for use by USA citizens utilized in their production/assembly of finished goods?

Yes. Goliath not discrimernate between finish goods and them what
try to sell inhuman produced raw goods.

Goods used by Americans for domestic consumption and manufactured items subsequently exported to foreign nations with no foreign tariffs?

Goliath only preference is for American Goods. Simple.

Will there be an attempt to further "level the playing field" for goods manufactured by Americans for sale and consumption in the US of A and/or exported?

No. Play field not be level. Playing fields be slanted in favor of Americans.

Domestic content applications? Will Goliath enforce fairness for the American worker by restricting the hiring of foreign illegals that lower the essential "living wage standard" of Americans

Goliath will be putting all emplyers what hires Mexicans and other illegals to take jobs of Americans into FEMA camps. SImple.
Goliath said…
"Three quick examples are the inability of USA exporters to ship autos to Japan and China, all knds of items to China, and Caterpillar heavy equipment to Columbia. Go get 'em G! Fight back for Uncle Sam!"

Note well: under Goliath adminerstrations the Japs and Chineses will be ordered to accept American chevy's and fords etc., and sell at premium prices on equal leves. IF this here not acepted. We commit nuclear destruction of 1. Mount Fuji. (no people on it but a symbol of national pride) or Great Wall (likewise. no peoples on Gret wall but big symbol of national pride..I guess How they like it when America destroy great wall? Drones are good for stuff beside killing Afghan wimmens and chilerns.)
Goliath said…
AN ask this here question, "Is skeleton in closet Goliath?"

Goliath live simon pure life. His record as white as driven snow. Him honorable giant what has no sins in his background. He never did have sex relations with that wimmen.
Goliath said…
HT...Goliath take thy suggestions as running mate under adviserments.

Goiath have to consider this as he actually been predisposed to getting Bristol Palin to be running mate.
Anonymous said…
Goliath smart feller.

Manuel Noriega learned your lesson number 4 the hard way. Look at number 10 on his 1989 New Years Resolutions list.


Manuel Noriegas Top Ten New Years Resolution, December 29,1989.

10. No more declaring war on really big countries.
9. Call that guy I know from Jacoby & Meyers.
8. Find out if Revlon makes a spackle.
7. Send Hallmark's most expensive friendship card to President Bush.
6. Get New York City taxi license.
5. Find a travel agent who can work a little faster.
4. Get in touch with my last friend in the world -- Nicolae Ceausescu.
3. When all this is over, send Pope a thank-you kilo.
2. Don't trust anybody talking about a "kinder, gentler nation."
1. Make reservations for Hell.
Goliath: Hmmm.....Funny that you mention Manuel Noriega! ......Did the Mighty G also know in the old days Panamanian"strongman" Omar Torrijos whose airplaine mysteriously "disappeared"?
Flashback......1978,Capital Hill. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence hearing on the CIA and Panama: Senator Frank Church (D-Idaho) asking questions of one double secret operative code named "Goliath". "Uh, Mr. Goliath can you tell this committe your roll in the oversight of the government of Pananma in relation to the operation to turn over control of the Panama Canal by the United States to the Panamanian government?"
Response of the CIA operative code named "Goliath" to the Church Committee: "Uh, Senator, I have no independent recollection of any such activity, if in fact it did exist".
Goliath said…
HOod...Goliath did NOT mention Noriega...however, someone else did and this funny BECAause as it happens Goliath DID KNOW Manuel.

Goliath meets Noriega in Miami in
about 92 or 93 when Noriega on trial for something or other. Goliath "Just
happened" to be present on day the deputy director of CIA for Central America was testerfying (TRUE STORY).

NOriega Ugly little guy but...he present in Court with some very very Beautiful wimmens in beautiful
wimmens dresses for Miami that day.

As for Torrijos...Goliath have nothing to do with that their aircraft!!!!
Inciteful that the 'Hood "just happended to know" to ask on GAW about the intel relating to Goliath and the Pananma. G: Who wanted Brother Omar out? Why?
G:"Do you believe that the Condor is an endangered species?"
Goliath said…
Hood...this like you suggesting Goliath some kind of "Manchurian Candidate"???? Goliath say "NO"

"Philistinian Candidate" YES.
Anonymous said…
What about NASA? We've wasted so much money with the space shuttle program. We already know how to use big rockets like the Saturn to launch a capsule to the space station, why did we spend billions on a space shuttle vehicle when we could simply have built a updated version of the big dumb rocket?

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Nasa, a space program barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the worlds first German 70-proof digestif propelled vehicle. Jägermeister will be that rocket.

Better than it was before. Better, stronger, fasterer.

Fasterer? Is that even a word?

If it's not, we can build that too.
hoosiertaxpayer said…
What about legalizing marijuana ?
Medical and otherwise ?
I want an answer Now....
hoosiertaxpayer said…
What about legalizing marijuana ?
Medical and otherwise ?
I want an answer Now....
Goliath said…
Goliath decider. Goliath decide all marijuana be legal. No perscriptions needed.
G: No,no, the misdirection won't work. Gloliath certainly isn't a "Manchurian Candidate". The political 'rumor' is that Goliath is the senior assistant DNI who supervises the recruiting and the training of the Manchurian Candiates. Jason Bourne types. Lethal. Art students?
Some say that Goliath runs the Special Operations Group. The "word" inside the Beltway this morning was that Golaith wrote Secretary of State HRC's speech today in which she castigated Comrade Putin for the "set up" of the oil oligarch. Putin's rival. A Russian "Poltical Show Trial" and HRC sternly "called Putin out". HRC is telling Putin to stand down or she will act. One tough broad! Golaith designed the ops and will activate them from the policy HRC designs.
Goliath said…
HT--I can not nominate you for VP. I am going with Sarah or Bristol Palin as my #2.
Anonymous said…
Bristol Palin and ...Pesty are "Lords of the Dance".
Goliath, note one of the transit supervisory problems with which you will be handling when you are elected: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt_r-jO3lKE
Anonymous said…
Good Anonymous says: I liked viewing the government "workers" on this youtube.com presentation:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt_r-jO3lKE

IT IS TOO FUNNY! It is also frightening that such stupidity and arrogance exists.

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