Poetry by ismileutoo

You could knit a kitten mittens
And perhaps that cat would purr
You could fit a fox with socks
That exactly matched his fur

But never tease a Pickle Weasel
This is very good advice
A Pickle Weasel will not like it
And teasing isn't nice!

You could make a goat a coat
With a collar trimmed in mink
Or give a pig a wig
In a dainty shade of pink

But never tease a Pickle Weasel
Now I’ve said it twice
A Pickle Weasel will not like it
And teasing isn't nice!

You could make a giant compliant
With a slingshot and a rock
Or make an eel squeal
With a big electric shock

But never tease a Pickle Weasel
Now then I’ve said it thrice
A Pickle Weasel will not like it
And teasing isn’t nice
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Anonymous said…
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October 6, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Lisa Smith said…
If you are gonna be a pickle weasel be the best pickle weasel you can possibly be.
October 6, 2010 at 6:25 PM
Anonymous said…
Goliaths, please heLP us in the CAmpaign to "Save the Pickle Weasel" ! As you know, the endangered pickle weasel depends upon acid rain for its very survival! The rare and very picky N. A. Pickel Weasel needs pickled cucumbers as a food source. There can be several sources of the pickling obtained by the cucumbers that are the primary food source of the NA pickled weasel. The SIX TOED N A CAVE DWELLER PICKLE WEASEL is the most threatened. Healthy cucumer growth needs a soil content with lots of nitrogen. Nitrogen can be added to certain types of soils by certain types of acid rain and auto emmissions. Studies have shown that trace mineral elements in the soil which become gradually depleted by crops can be enhanced by the so-called acid rain. If it is of the correct type, the substances that supply plant nutrients or amend soil fertility for the pickled cucmbers can be enhanced. The long term sustainability of the weasel theoretically cannot be continued indefinitely without the acid rain.
October 6, 2010 at 6:32 PM
Anonymous said…
Woe is me!

The news just keeps getting worse.

From the Southern Spirit Hunters and Gardening message board, dated Aug 24, 2010 " We are considering making pickles this weekend. We will see. There seems to be a shortage of dill. It is almost impossible to find."

From the justaddcheese. wordpress blog--June 23rd, 2010 "I had to buy one of those “soup kits” that had root vegetables and different spices just to get some dill. The only way to explain the shortage of dill would be the abundance of picklers in the summertime, right?"

It appears that not only is the North American Pickle Weasel endangered because the government wants to take our acid rain away, it appears his cousin, the Eastern Dill Pickle Weasel, (affectionately known as the "Dilly"), is also endangered because of this dill shortage.

Oh will this suffering ever end!
October 6, 2010 at 11:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow! I am almost in tears! . The shortage of dill is most serious! The man from MOTT may have to work on crop rotation. Golaith knows quite a few "hunter-gatherers' from his long existence. Foraging rules! The "Southern Spirit Hunters and Gardeners" is a very serious group! The seed swap meeting is always important. Goliath, Cowboy, and Pesty may want to add a fresh vegetable line to their chicken/pigeon business.
October 6, 2010 at 11:56 PM
Anonymous said…
It would be sad if these weasels perished from the earth, but even if they do, at least I've still got three things going for me.

First off, I'm good looking.

Second off, I'm smart.
October 7, 2010 at 2:32 AM
Lisa Smith said…
Isn't a pickel weasel a "horny Lesbian"...just sayin.
October 7, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Anonymous said…
If you want it to be, sure, why not. It has multiple definitions. For many, the term and Kelso both represent and are the epitome of sheer stupidty.
October 7, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Anonymous said…
AN: "Horny lesbians"! I like it! I don't think "horny lesbians" are anywhere near the wannabe elitist concept of "the epitome of sheer stupidty". They are probably just an epitome of horniness! It will be cool to see the "horny lesbians" at the rally to "Save the Endangered Pickle Weasels"! I think it is scheduled as a contemporaneous event at the CC Four-H grounds on Oct. 30th as the other rally is billed as open to all.
October 8, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Anonymous said…
Golaith:It has now been confirmed. The first CC "Rally to Save the Endangerd Pickle Weasel" will be held at the same time and location as the LD/NSBHM "Ego" rally on October 30th! Are you personally speaking at the LD/NSBHM main rally? Will their egos allow it?
October 8, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Goliath said…
Me was planning on attending "KEep FEAR ALIVE" rally. But...Maybe can attends this here Ego RAlly! Sheba El Al on warpath and NIXing big trips to Wash DC
October 8, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Anonymous said…
http://www.kirkgreen.com/mayberry/pickle_trailer.html

One man, one bullet, and a very bad batch of pickles.
October 8, 2010 at 2:47 PM
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