Application for employment:

Application for Employment: City of Jeffersonville. 2012

Name: Goliath

Address: Compound

Telephone Number: If I gets job I insist you give me a telephone

List Persons you know who are employed by
the city of Jeffersonville: HT (mayor) Jules, Cindyloohoo, CW, AN,

Education: Asthroth's Pre-school for Warrior-Scribes, King Gath's Military
Training for Boys. Gladiator School of Pharmacapathia, Illuminated writing
program of St. Meretiat's Monastery (no longer in operation since Goth invasion
of 645.), Cambridge College 1543-45, Dale Carnegie College 1927-28. Harvard
College, 1958-1962 (test subject along with Ted Kazinski), Berkely College San
Francisco, 1967-1971.


Employment: Note: me hled veaiious jobs over the centuries (Including Centurion) so
me give a selected list. Me expound on this here if selected for job on an as need
basis).

Champion for King of Philistine @1,000 B.C.
Roman Soldier, 60 B.C. to 250 A.D.
Chief Slaughter, Attila of the Huns, 275 A.D.
Sorcerer Meiomonidia's Apprentice, 300-360.
Farmer 400-460 A.D.
Mediterranean Pirate 570-660 A.D.
British Body Guard for King, 700 A.D.-(?)
Body guard for Prophet Muhammed 735-778 AD
Viking Captain, 760-799 A.D.
Samurai, Lord Hakimuppa, Japan, 820-890 A.D.
Monk. March, 900-April 900.
Horsemaster, 901-960 A.D.

Etc., (More employment history can be provided if desired)

Achievements, Awards, Etc.,

Featured in "The Holy Bible"
Briefly mentioned in Caesar's "Commentaries of the War in Gaul"
Scribe at the Council of Nicium, Final Edit (uncredited) of "Letters of Timothy"
Assassin Team of Galba (finished Nero)
Advance Team for Great Britain, "Defeat of Spanish Armada"
Cartwright in Dodge City 1877

WHY DO YOU WANT THIS JOB:

Goliath is a public servant and merely wish to serve the Public in
some capacity. Act for the Greater Good.

Salary Expected:

Goliath expect $52,000.00 a year AFTER TAXES!

Signed X

Comments

Anonymous said…
Impressive resume there Goliath. Your 1 - 2 months experience as a monk will most likely set you apart from any other candidates seeking the position.

~ChopperWoman~
Goliath said…
Thanks CG. That was very very difficult time for Goliath. But, did learn big lessons.

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