LAWSUITS BEING PREPARED BY GOLIATH'S DREAM TEAM


Me regrets to inform all readers, Goliath have no choice but to launch major littergations against
HT...this commonlyh called "escerlation of hostilities" what me so saddened to reports.

Now HT threaten this here with lawsuits fo r cpyrights infringements based on fact me steal
his image, logo and has made several hunnerd thousasnds selling the famous "HT wifebeater
tee shirt" tee shirt. Him so greedy! It all abouts the MONEY for HT. Him pose as do gooder
city saver and the like but underneaths it allhim just trying to gets rich on his weblog!!!
Him tries to USE Goliathandwimmens for his own PERSONAL gains!!! Plus him make nothing
but provocative comments what trying to stir up the "goliathandwimmens" community!

All know very well, me just start this here as a public service! Me gots no agenders! Me lets
alls speak freely! But some no goodnicks can't help but come in here under assumed identertiys
and stirs up trouble and trys to make problems and what not all in name of enrichening selves
and trying to drive web traffic AWAY from Goliathandwimmens an to a private site for PERSONAL enrichments!!! Me has been so very patients with HT as him repeatedely tout
his weblog but him not observe these her basic rules what me set out!

Next, Me start reading his PRIVATE messages to other Goliathandwimmens fans! (but that
a story for anothers day!) Meanwhile, as public service me print here Goliath's lawyers'
reply to HT"s threat.....

HT...Me forward this here what MY lawyer done wrote for thee...

"Dear Mr. Hoosiertaxpayer,

The undersigned juris doctor represents Goliath, Goliathandwimmens, "Goliath's Treasures", Goliath's Lost and Abandoned properties Recovery LLC,
and all other enterprises which, collectively are commonly known as,
"The Goliath Empire".

This comes to inform you that we have reviewed, with interest, your impotent claims and veiled threats rendered against my client, Goliath.
We welcome and encourage your visit to your 'attorney' and suppose that such a visit would clarify, in your mind, the plain fact that you have NO CASE to make against the aforementioned "Goliath Empire".

Any minimally qualified legal opinion would, no doubt, correspond with our view that any claims that you would seek to bring against my client for 'copyright infringement', 'trademark annex', or 'prohibited use of private images or marks' would be, in a word, 'laughable'. No court in the land (except possibly Alaska) would allow such a claim to proceed beyond the 12 B 6 motion to dismiss.

In fact, as our legal team reviewed the factual underpinnings of the situation we discovered the following:

1. You have copied Goliath's idea of a blog to critique and comment on Jeffersonville, Clark County and the CCC. This is an infringement allowing for a jury or court to set the appropriate measure of damages to "Goliathandwimmens". We
conservatively estimate this infringement's value at in excess of a million dollars. (we are factoring in expected proceeds of the next decade). My client would be willing to compromise, for a limited time, this damage in the sum of two hundred fifty thousand dollars..payable in an equivalent amount of Krugerrands (based on London market prices) on the date rendered.


2. You have been the beneficiary of
various commercial prompts effectuated by our client. He has touted your batblog and no doubt driven a high level of commercial and profitable web traffic to your batblog. This factual circumstance renders you liable to pay Goliath Enterprises a proportionate recompense according to S.A.G. standards as negotiated with the Entertainment "industry" in 1984.
(Twenty percent of all proceeds on the GROSS)

3. Our client has rendered invaluable technological services and advice and consultation...all of which, having been accepted, he is entitled to receive lawful recompense under the theory of quantum meruit. We conservatively estimate such services, to date, in the amount of twenty five thousand dollars. We anticipate you sending
this sum to the undersigned on or within thirty days of today's date.

We look forward, sir, to an amicable resolution of these matters and, in the event that fails, we will see you in COURT!!!

Sincerely,

*^*&^*&^*^
Attorney for Goliath

Comments

Anonymous said…
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two bloggers, Goliath and HoosierTaxpayer, or HT as we call him. And of course Goliaths red hot smokin’ wimmens, who are stone cold foxes.

Your Number One Fan
Ricky Bobby
Anonymous said…
Mr Goliath This is to advise you that in the future forward any contacts to Mr. HT to me Jackie R. Chiles Esq. This conflict between my client and yourself can be amicably resolved hopefully without any litigation. My client only wishes not to have his product line diminished by your inferior imitations

Respectfully Jackie R Chiles Esq.
Anonymous said…
Dear Goliath,
I will be most happy to donate whatever you need to stay on face book, I can assure you I can afford whatever your attorney fees needed.
Heat must be on some of those enemies of yours.
Seems your enemies need to read their post and be very careful talking, about what they accuse and say about innocent people.
And last some peoples should get a sense of humor. laughter is good for the soul as well as very healthy and makes ones bodies beautiful. :).
Anonymous said…
A dead man and a cheap imitation of Johnie for attorneys? Oh this could get interesting. And bloody!

ChoppperWoman

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