Summer Slog

As you can now know...Goliath has returned from the great state of Clorado where he was on important mission to examine last resting place of Doc Holliday (sometime commentator on GAW).  While there Goliath had chance to see old friend that makes big paintings and loves Kentucky Bourbon as much as Goliath loves
Jagermeister.

This trip so disastrous!  Soon as Goliath leave town HT commandeers the blog poll and wrests a GREAT VICTRY away from Goliath.  It showed in final results when Goliath in Denver Clorado and helpless to do any thing.  Just prove old battle wisdom...never let down your guard!!  Goliath has to eat crow to HT!!!
But, of course he vanquished Kato and his/her dad blasted chronicles.  Much to chagrin of many Abbysnana come in third.  Good Work AN.  AN not even have her blog operating during first part of poll.

Goliath get so hang dog over this horrible defeat ...Bourbon freind start plying Goliath with big bottle of Old Grandad. Goliath think fondly of GG and her Wild Turkey but none in sight!  Next thing you know firend start jibber jabbering about "medicinal marijuana".
"What" say Goliath
"Yeah..we have more marijuana shops than Starbucks here in Denver"
"You is pulling Goliaths might leg!"
"Nah"
So friend take Goliath down to local commercial establishment and sure enough, mark with a green cross is
a marijuana shop.  It is called the  Mile HIgh Green Cross  .  So ,  Naturally Goliath curious about this here.


He and friend go in shop. First, let Goliath tell you,  this here knock you down with smell of pot as soon as you walk in the dad blast door.  Already Goliath get  contact high from back in his salad days at the University of Balaabad back there in Philistine when Goliath get big college degree.
If you has bothered to click on the mile high link above, you will see picture f inside of shop. Goliath walk right up to window and there a beautiful girl sitting there.
"Hello"
"Hi"
"What's your name"
"Goliath"
"You from around here?"  Goliath decide this gal never heard of Jeffersonville so he say "Louisville"
"you are lying" (HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?!)
"What do you mean?"
"You said   'Louie Ville"
"AHHH ....right  LOUA VuLL"
"I'm from Lexington"

It turn out beautiful girl pot dispenser is from Kentucky. She very pretty and have ginger colored hair.
 She explain all about the marijuana. How you get a doctor to write a perscription if you have an ailment.
"I got an ailment...my head got cut off and plus I am very depressed about Batblog defeating my blog in a Poll back home!"
"That could qualify...especially the head getting cut off part"

Goliath had done heard that sometimes these shop give out free 'samples'.
"I heard you give out free samples sometime"
"That would be great wouldn't it"  She smiles at Goliath.

Now, in walks Goliath friend.  He had been to scared to come in shop  but then he got scared standing around on the street lurking outside of shop. So he figured to come in.  Next thing happens, him and Lexington pot dispenser is talking all about the University of Kentucky!  And where did you live and where did He live and all that kinda talk people talk about when they find out there connection to a faraway place.
Plus, since this gal is kinda pretty it ain't really too hard to find excuse to talk to her and then there is that
smell in the air of 100% highest grade hydroponic chronic in the air.  But, finally a dad blasted pothead
come in and want to buy some pot. So...we have to leave our new friend.  Goliath really ain't in town long
enough to visit no doctor anyhow.
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Goliath and friend get in car and driving back to friend's house.  SUDDENLY Goliath SLAM on the brakes!!!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!"  bellow Goliath!
"What?"
"THAT"
Goliath pointing to a strange metal box with big strange wires and stuff moving in front of car...look like a dad blasted metal monster.
"Oh geesh! that's just a light rail car" 
Well suffice it to say that Goliath hardly never seen such as this here.
"But they told us that light rail is just an imposserebility back home"
"Yeah...that's why I left...stuff like that"
"So that's what light rail looks like."
Now, excuse me for just a minute but, this here light rail had always been told to Goliath as some kind of impossible technical feat that simply cannot be done in the big metropolis so developed as Lousiville and Jeffersonville and environs. But come to find out that must be a big lie. This here light rail ain't nothing but a
metal car on wheels on tracks power by electricity.  We got all that RIGHT HERE!!!
Goliath start to get mad.
"We been lied to back home!!"
'yes...I suppose so" say friend. And he take a swig of whisky. (He ain't driving).
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Next day,  SHeba El-al  drag Goliath to big Art Museum.  This kinda scary  It look more like some kind of
weird space ship.  But, apparently the City built this here in recent times despite all and many hardships and stuff.  That socialism for you! All giving stuff that wind up looking like this what don't even have a straight line
hardly and all cataywampas.  I guess they don't know how to build stuff out there. Specially not pot smoking
socialists!

Then Goliath go inside and look at the art.  His mind get blowed!  Even without pot, Goliath's necrotic brain tissue is overfused and stimulated!! Check it out.....

Then Goliath take Sprout into what they called and 'installation.  The ran out of all paint colors except for red and grey. 

Well,  Goliath almost keel over then.  The final weirdness happens when Goliath breaks through the fourth dimensions and Sprout goes into a pitcher. 

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Upon big return to Jeffersonville,  a week later,  Goliath just about keel over in horrible heat.  The air so sticky and muggy Goliath cant hardly breath. Goliath start to recalculate his decision to settle down in Jeffersonville.

1. Hot
2. Muggy
3  grey
4. Cold and nasty about 11-15 until May 15
5. Bad air.
6. Bad highways bridges about to fall in
7. knobs is biggest 'hills'
8.  Lots of ignornt haters
9.  losing the blog war poll to HT
10. Depressed local economy
11. Baptists

And Goliath run out of fingers to count on ...but you get the idea.