GOLIATH SOLVE COUNTY FINANCIAL PROBLEM
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Goliath got the solution right here. Here the "ten point" plan. Which plan so much better than
Brian Lenfert's what was only a seven point plan. (ten is much better than seven). Right away you can see...we is onto something.
So, Here the big plan. When Adopeted Goliath only ask for 10% of revenue generated and SAVED and a ticker tape parade. ...
Solving the Clark County Project
1. Immediate furlough of all jail prisoners (currently about 450) Just keep the
150 or so in there for dangerous violent or sex offense.
2. Tolls on Northbound I 65 for all non "10" (clark county) license tag vehicles
and Southbound at the Clark County-Scott Count line. 3 dollar toll.
3. Get Steve Stemler to pass a bill that lets Clark County offer legal medicinal Marijuana sales just like Denver and California. Tax hell out it.
4. Get our State Senator Jim to pass bill legalizing County operated Casiono.
Close down the HORSESHOE (Put it in the old Colgate factry) That's about
2 million a month or so.
5. Turn Ammo plant property into a NASCAR RAceway operated by Furloughed prisoners.
6. Sell Town of Borden to Floyd County: Raise about $ 250,000
7. Set up video cameras at the Clark County Landfill. Sell footage to Reality TV producers
Show is called "LANDFILL 2011!!!" (You think I am joking but people would watch this)
HAve some crusty old Clark County guys commenting on 'the day's haul'. Furloughed
prisoners have to pick through the stuff for the camera.
8. Impound all aircraft at the Clark County Airport and condemn the craft. Turn them into
a for profit business "Clark Airfleet" sell cheaper tickets to Destin Florida and Gatlinburg
(most favorite vacation spots for Clark Countians)
9. Incorporated a 'county business' due an IPO. Issue 5 million shares for $10 a share.
Activity: "future shakedowns" Each resident gets one share for free.
10. Condemn Hamburg. SEize all ground and grow potatoes and make a Vodka
distillery using condemned prisoners. Market Vodka as "CCC Yodka" 100 PROOF
Comments
Brian Coffman
When they were discussing the implementation of the county income tax several years ago - which was going to solve the jail funding problems - a snapshot picture of those in jail revealed a total of approximately 60 individuals there for violent crimes (which would've included sex crimes had there been any such offenders there at the time) and property crimes. That included the shoplifters and two dudes getting in a fight outside a bar.
Has crime increased that much? Did we somehow get more local offenders when the jail expanded? Were you winging it on your estimate? Do we have lots of scary offenders in the Clark County Jail that are from other areas?
But for the record, your idea of furloughing inmates is a great idea for saving money. We should only be locking up those people who actually harmed a victim with their "crime." Would save money on law enforcement, too, if we only focused on real crimes.
It would be very interesting to know.
Goliath never approved of having a jail that is bigger than the Courts and administrative buildings combined. Kinda symbolic in Goliath's mind of what was wrong with our policy.
Putting that on the to-do list for next week.
I like it!
Cool pic.
Mr. Guido