ERMA THRASK: Home of the Week: The WHITE HOUSE

Salutations!  Erma Thrask here.  I have been called back from semi-retirement by Mr. Goliath. Unlike some fancy pants associates of Goliath, I , proudly, do NOT have any delusions of grandeur and I reject any claims of trying to take a title of ROYALTY.  You will not find me claiming to be "Dame Erma" or "Countessa Thrask".  No indeedy! Just plain old "Mrs. Erma Thrask" is certainly good enough for me!

I have to confess that I am very anxious about this particular post, coming as it does just a few very short days before May 21.  According to some religious figures,  the rapture is going to happen on May 21 and I


assure you, if it does I intend to be raptured right out of here!  So, this may be the very last column that I
ever write.  Thus,  I decided to make it a very good one on a very important horrible HOME of the WEEK!



My subject, for my possibly last pre-rapture column is the WHITE HOUSE.  I took the time to investigate
the decor that has been installed ever since that horrible pretender, Barak HUSSEIN Obama gained (by no doubt fraudulent means) the office of the president.  It is a simple fact that no matter how one tries to hide
your essential self,  one's choice of house hold decor often reveals essential truths about the underlying true
soul of the home-occupier.  That my theory is so clearly demonstrable by such a public figure as Hussein
Obama gives me a great deal of satisfaction.  Join me as I critique the interior decor of Hussein's White House!

    
To begin with, we have the Oval Office. Take a good look at the drapes Mr. Obama  has chosen to embarass the nation with.  My goodness! What color is that? Perhaps that is the color of the national flag of Kenya or something. It is certainly NOTHING that a good American would hang on the wall of the Oval office. Shameful!!!  The horrors continue in the next picture where we see the 'royal red'  hall rug that clashes so vulgarly with the remaining surroundings. (Which retain the taste and grandeur of, I imagine, Laura Bushes
hand! Hopefully Hussein will not be in office for a second term to have time to get around to ruining everything
his tasteful predecessor had accomplished after eight years of those vulgarian Clintons!).

                      
I also found more pictures.  You will no doubt recall that in almost all of my previous Home of the Week articles we found the 'man of the house' had a 'man cave' which he euphemistically dubbed the 'media room'.
All readers of Erma Thrask no the TRUTH however that these are simply large and over furnished masturbation parlors for the men of the house to view pornography on wide flat screen televisions. How shocking and disgusting to find that the Obama's is not only more over the top than the most vulgar examples
to be found in the 40207 zip code area, but that there are MULTIPLE seating rows!!!  Imagine the 'royal
red" being used in such a DISGUSTING manner!!!  And, may I also enquire, respectfully....is it not against
the Muslim religion to look at PORNOGRAPHY???   But I note, with curiosity that recent reports reveal that
Osama Bin Laden had a large 'stash' of  degrading pornography too! Coincedence? I think not! Please, Mr.
President,  find healthier outlets for your natural desires!


I also found a current photograph of the Lincoln Bedroom.  My goodness! What is that above the bed? Mosquito netting?  My friend, Beualah Grossmeir and I were discussing this and she opined that the fabric
drop is needed to create a 'tent' effect that Mr. Obama needs to feel 'at home' so as to be able to sleep.
At first I scoffed but, upon further reflection I am beginning to come around to this view.  Perhaps we need
more accoutrement's from the desert!  Why not a hookah pipe?  A  Afghani rug on the floor?  a Camel skin
waterbag?  Perhaps these would make you even MORE comfortable Mr. President!


Finally, I found a picture of the President's 'kitchen'.  Good Lord! What is all that green vegetable material
in the bowls??!  Is that what I think it is?!   No wonder Mr. Obama has such difficulty making good sound
decisions about National Healthcare and Gun Control.  Apparently he is high as a Georgia Pine all the time!

I have reviewed the internet and I believe that the African drug we are looking at here is called Quat.  Mr. President! Please...resign now and shame a grateful nation no longer!!!  Might I also add that those kitchen
workers look very much like illegal immigrants. No wonder Mr. President Hussein Obama is so very weak
on Immigration law!!

In closing,  let me add, Mr. and Mrs. Obama,  I admit you are an attractive couple and your daughters are
precious and I note, with pleasure, that Mrs. Obama' mother resides with the family. I hear she, at least, is
a Christian.   Please... for the sake of the nation and your own souls....obtain a copy of the King James Bible
and read it! As for the Whitehouse decor..PLEASE go back to everything Laura had up.  The Nation will
thank you for it!- Erma Thrask (pre-rapture 2011).