Jeff CANAL Districts

nOW me feel quite certain many and all will be IMPRESS with Goliath VISION of MOdelling
JEFF CANAL District on AMSTERDAMS!!! PLus the 'Coffee SHops' is a 'natural' what with
PERKFECTION already be so very very close to that there.

NOW, me think very very hard on this here questions....

THIs here the 'RED LIGHT' District where many many very very friendly wimmens invites the
lonely travelers in for aid and comforts what so very many of them there peoples needs. NOw..first time me see this here in person...ME quite SHOCKED!!! Me not see so many dad blasted scanty dressed wimmens since the Temple prostitutes of Gath. (Look it up it in that book called 'The Bible") Anyways.... Me reccermend that Mayor Galligan Put the Red LIght
district INTO PHASE TWO of the CAnal District Projects!!!! Start with The Marijuanar
Cofee Shops. Reason one. We done got Perkfection and Adriennes, Schimpf CAndy (for munchies), We done got OXYGEN Bar going.... NOTs to mention BIG HAIR PEACE what
cause PURSE ADDICTIONS. Furthermores....With Big coffee shops and other Fun like placers,
we get the drug dealings OFF the alley ways between Maple and Chestnut and give them poor
dealers and drug Users a Warm place to operates in the Cold of Winter. It many and many a
time Goliath come down that there alley early of the morning and see them poor piterful dealers
standed out betwixt buildings shivering as them there wait to meet customers.

HOwever... Me ADVISES Hon. Mayor Gallergan and aLL them their Legislators of the City
Council....Waits on the Red Light District untill we gots a better idea how this here all work out!
Last thing Jeff want is a bunch of HOmeless Prostertutes Kicked out of their RED LIGHT Windows wandering around HOMELESS what with HAVEN HOUSE done SOLD OFF BY IRS!!!!

Me Not likes to Image these here poor INnercents set loose to wander an possibly live in
Tents by the interstate...EVEN if the have FREE SPIRITS like American INjuns what squat in
Tee PEes and prefer so deeply that way of life.
(FUTURE JEFF CANAL DISTRICT HABITUES?)

Comments

JenBert said…
LOL!!!! Goliath you have simply outdone yourself with this article. LOL!

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