Connerverssy at Spring and Market---GOLIATH SOLVES ALL
Greetings and big Saluations to all and the many. Goliath done roused up from his somnubalessence and decide to weigh in on this here connerversry about this ARC building at Spring an Market what has done been proposed by Dustin White, City council man and all these here other big shots.
Goliath hears the hue and cry of them there what HATES that Dustin White got any progress to show for himself and how he's been burning up District Number 1. (that means it is number 1 and the best district in Jeffersonville....adopted home town of GOLIATH and his concubines and wife).
When we read this here article from the Evening News and Tribune describing the hue and cry of them saying...'but wait...it is ugly and modern and not stylish and not any damn good and what about parking????" Goliath growed deeply concerned and right off the bat think this here Deborah Henderson is so very very intelligent and so very very concerned and so verry verry articulate...why doesn't Dustin White and the City just hear her hue and cry and trash this project????
To Goliath's eyes...that blasted weed growed parking lot is kinda like 'green space' and offers a lovable site.
Many and many a time is it Goliath wandered around on that there parking lot picking up throwed off soda cans and found little nick nacks and what nots and all around...had a wonderful time before heading off into the alleys of Jeffersonville to look in garbage cans for treasures.
AND HERE COME WHITE wanting to put up some damn fool Multi millions of dollars development! Well let me tell you something buster..."we doan need to show you no stinkin' DEVELOPMENT!!!"
Now, don't let it never be said that all Goliath can do is bitch and moan and piss around offerin' negative comments on what others tries to get done. Goliath now offers some of the greatest ideas of centuries for this here: Deborah Henderson...I call thee out...take up the GOLIATH CAUSE and get this sure fire Crack plan working: AS FOLLOWS:
1. Erect a full blown life size RIVER PIRATE SHANTY TOWN on the site!!! This here would be a hunnerd percent historical reference and accurate to the origins of our Great Metrepoliz. That site can gaze right down to the banks of the RIVER and this is where we put up shacks with widder wimmen boiling vats of river stew (Catfish...onions...salt ...turnips and other hand victuals in boilin' water).
2. Excessive displays of RiVER PIRATE weaponery. Clubs...muskets...knifes and BOWIE BLADES just like in olden days.
3. Duals on Spring STreet. Of course as Pirates fought over swag pulled off barges docked over on the Kentucky side of the river and stolen in the dark of night, this led to conflicts and rustic challenges. We hold weekly re-enactments of said dual... The roles can be played by some of the HISTORIC family members of the descendants of old Pirate days in JEFF. Death at 30 paces!! Historical re-enactment is always a crowd pleaser!!
4. Shanty town night life: Shanty towns was famouse for squalor and debauchery and filthiness. I recommend the city erect some brothels and some saloons and a one or two pig stys to put forward the right 'atmosphere' for the historical references we wish to point out.
Now Goliath realizes this here will dissapoint some that invested time money and effort on what they imagined would move Jeff forward. Dustin White might start crying and stuff...but wouldn't Goliath's plan be more historical? I think so. So, Deborah Henderson..please get off the political hustings for one dad blasted minute and do something positive for the city. Pledge to KILL the development what they got planeed and replace it with the GOliath Plan. AUTHIENTIC!! HISTORIC!! EXCITING DUALS!!!
Goliath hears the hue and cry of them there what HATES that Dustin White got any progress to show for himself and how he's been burning up District Number 1. (that means it is number 1 and the best district in Jeffersonville....adopted home town of GOLIATH and his concubines and wife).
When we read this here article from the Evening News and Tribune describing the hue and cry of them saying...'but wait...it is ugly and modern and not stylish and not any damn good and what about parking????" Goliath growed deeply concerned and right off the bat think this here Deborah Henderson is so very very intelligent and so very very concerned and so verry verry articulate...why doesn't Dustin White and the City just hear her hue and cry and trash this project????
To Goliath's eyes...that blasted weed growed parking lot is kinda like 'green space' and offers a lovable site.
Many and many a time is it Goliath wandered around on that there parking lot picking up throwed off soda cans and found little nick nacks and what nots and all around...had a wonderful time before heading off into the alleys of Jeffersonville to look in garbage cans for treasures.AND HERE COME WHITE wanting to put up some damn fool Multi millions of dollars development! Well let me tell you something buster..."we doan need to show you no stinkin' DEVELOPMENT!!!"
Now, don't let it never be said that all Goliath can do is bitch and moan and piss around offerin' negative comments on what others tries to get done. Goliath now offers some of the greatest ideas of centuries for this here: Deborah Henderson...I call thee out...take up the GOLIATH CAUSE and get this sure fire Crack plan working: AS FOLLOWS:
1. Erect a full blown life size RIVER PIRATE SHANTY TOWN on the site!!! This here would be a hunnerd percent historical reference and accurate to the origins of our Great Metrepoliz. That site can gaze right down to the banks of the RIVER and this is where we put up shacks with widder wimmen boiling vats of river stew (Catfish...onions...salt ...turnips and other hand victuals in boilin' water).
2. Excessive displays of RiVER PIRATE weaponery. Clubs...muskets...knifes and BOWIE BLADES just like in olden days.
3. Duals on Spring STreet. Of course as Pirates fought over swag pulled off barges docked over on the Kentucky side of the river and stolen in the dark of night, this led to conflicts and rustic challenges. We hold weekly re-enactments of said dual... The roles can be played by some of the HISTORIC family members of the descendants of old Pirate days in JEFF. Death at 30 paces!! Historical re-enactment is always a crowd pleaser!!
4. Shanty town night life: Shanty towns was famouse for squalor and debauchery and filthiness. I recommend the city erect some brothels and some saloons and a one or two pig stys to put forward the right 'atmosphere' for the historical references we wish to point out.
Now Goliath realizes this here will dissapoint some that invested time money and effort on what they imagined would move Jeff forward. Dustin White might start crying and stuff...but wouldn't Goliath's plan be more historical? I think so. So, Deborah Henderson..please get off the political hustings for one dad blasted minute and do something positive for the city. Pledge to KILL the development what they got planeed and replace it with the GOliath Plan. AUTHIENTIC!! HISTORIC!! EXCITING DUALS!!!
Comments
Ah, you’re awake, your razor sharp wit and style have, I’m sure, been missed. I do think however, that it’s a bit unfair of you to place the full responsibility of this questionable decision on just one person’s shoulders. Looking over your ideas…one concern is always the sewer system. Is it able to handle any development? Next, your material choices. To be rather blunt, Mr. G., we don’t have to sacrifice quality in order to have progress. You certainly hit upon historical references. As this is supposedly in the historical district, your attempt is noted and appreciated although one might say we already have pirates on Spring Street. I appreciate your comments and will certainly do what I can.