GOLIATH on SHORT LIST for Whitehouse CHIEF OF STAFF!!
Jeffersonville- December 10 High level Whitehouse sources confirm this evening that President Trump has placed Jeffersonville resident Goliath on the short list of pontentates being considered for the powerful position of Chief of Staff to the President. Others on the list are former N.J. Governor Chris Christie, Former Sec'y of State and war criminal, Henry Kissinger, Mikhail Barishnikov (formerly of the NYC Ballet Corps) and Ted Nugent,
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Goliath was reached at his Compound on Utica-Pike Road and bellowed at the passel of news media that had gathered with mobile units
outside the compound shining huge spotlights on the walls of the compound in a scene remniscent of many an old time prison escape movie. "Get the Hell off my Lawn!" was the only comment from Mr. Goliath. The 3000 year old giant slammed the gates of his compound closed just after destroying a WLKY mobile video camera with what appeared to be a large bronze age sword.
In Washington, Sarah Huckabuck Sanders, Press chieftainess of the Mr. Trump vehemently refused to comment on the story. "While Goliath has the leadership skills, the street savvy and the political chops to fill the bill, I am not authorized to comment on Pres. Trump's short list. But, I will say that it would be fake news to say that a giant was ever on a 'short' list.
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Vice President Pence issued a statement: "Whenever Mother and I travel back to the old halls of Hanover College, my beloved Christian alma mater, we inevitably pass through Jeffersonville and pay a call on Goliath and his lovely family of wives and concubines. Mother always sips egg nog and enjoys the companionship of Goliath's friend Erma Thrask.
A lovely Christian lady. Even if Goliath is a heathen philistine, he is Biblical...so we love him."
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Goliath was reached at his Compound on Utica-Pike Road and bellowed at the passel of news media that had gathered with mobile units
outside the compound shining huge spotlights on the walls of the compound in a scene remniscent of many an old time prison escape movie. "Get the Hell off my Lawn!" was the only comment from Mr. Goliath. The 3000 year old giant slammed the gates of his compound closed just after destroying a WLKY mobile video camera with what appeared to be a large bronze age sword.
In Washington, Sarah Huckabuck Sanders, Press chieftainess of the Mr. Trump vehemently refused to comment on the story. "While Goliath has the leadership skills, the street savvy and the political chops to fill the bill, I am not authorized to comment on Pres. Trump's short list. But, I will say that it would be fake news to say that a giant was ever on a 'short' list.
"Vice President Pence issued a statement: "Whenever Mother and I travel back to the old halls of Hanover College, my beloved Christian alma mater, we inevitably pass through Jeffersonville and pay a call on Goliath and his lovely family of wives and concubines. Mother always sips egg nog and enjoys the companionship of Goliath's friend Erma Thrask.
This story will be updated
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