UNDERCOVER IN THE MICHAEL L. BECHER ADULT CORRECTIONAL COMPLEX (AKA: CLARK COUNTY JAIL)
Now first, befores we gets down into the guts of this here fascinating expose' and what not, Goliath got a BONE TO PICK with the dad blaste A and E , Facebook, news papers, etc., what been call the Clark County Jail "the Clark County Jail." As the many and all knows very very well...the Clark County Jail is named "The Michael L. Becher Adult Correctional Complex".
It urks Goliath to the bottom of his sod bodkin that everyone has done forgot about our beloved Sheriff Mike Becher!! Outrage!!
nOW back to our dad blasted fascinating story:
DAY TWO- Our big problem was to try and figure out what kinda crime for Erma Thrask, undercover reporter, to commit that would land her in the bowels of the Jail. We considered long and hard. Take a good look at Erma...kinda hard to sort out what a cop might actually be willing to cuff her and book her for. Plus, the added problem that Erma was a Christian lady so no crime could be one of moral turpitude. We had to scrap plans for her to commit a pornography charge or any act of violence. She is a tee-totaler (except for egg nog) so illicit drugs and such were OUT.
Well, in a burst of brilliance we propose Arson. Arson is natural, it doesn't have to hurt anybody, and it isn't immoral strictly speaking. Just setting a fire you might say. So Erma was down with that.
Next, we had to figure out what we wanted to burn down. Geesh! This was turning out to be harder and harder! There were a lot of places we would like to burn down. We wanted to burn down
the Toll bridges. But, then that would be a federal crime. We considered burning down HT's house and even the Batcave...but Erma pointed out that Mrs. HT might get hurt. We mulled the idea of burning down the headquarters of the CCC. This seemed like a really good idea so we started to do that. We nosed around and found out the HQ of the CCC (clarkcountychatter.com) was a shed out behind the MATCH bar in Jeff. That seemed so... unspectacular or something plus, we really like Grumpy Granny. Next we decided it would be really cool to burn down the Clark County Courthouse.
But then YMC pointed out if we did that we might accidentally burn down the
Michael L. Becher Adult Correctional Complex too... thus defeating our whole plan and potentially burning up all the prisoners we would other wise be talking to and exploiting in our UNDERCOVER SERIES. So...we moved on. (Although the fact is Erma started jabbering about burning down Grumpy Granny's HOUSE...which she seemed to be up for). J.W. Hardin (well..his ghost) proposed, at long last, the winning idea. "Why not burn down the Clark County GOP headquarters on Spring Street?"
Now THAT was an awesome idea. It was an unoccupied building at night with nothing of value to offer the community. No one would miss it really.
After that, we was all pretty tired...we were feeling our hunger coming on so we went to Hardees for some Sausage Biscuits.
nOW back to our dad blasted fascinating story:
DAY TWO- Our big problem was to try and figure out what kinda crime for Erma Thrask, undercover reporter, to commit that would land her in the bowels of the Jail. We considered long and hard. Take a good look at Erma...kinda hard to sort out what a cop might actually be willing to cuff her and book her for. Plus, the added problem that Erma was a Christian lady so no crime could be one of moral turpitude. We had to scrap plans for her to commit a pornography charge or any act of violence. She is a tee-totaler (except for egg nog) so illicit drugs and such were OUT.
Well, in a burst of brilliance we propose Arson. Arson is natural, it doesn't have to hurt anybody, and it isn't immoral strictly speaking. Just setting a fire you might say. So Erma was down with that.
Next, we had to figure out what we wanted to burn down. Geesh! This was turning out to be harder and harder! There were a lot of places we would like to burn down. We wanted to burn down
the Toll bridges. But, then that would be a federal crime. We considered burning down HT's house and even the Batcave...but Erma pointed out that Mrs. HT might get hurt. We mulled the idea of burning down the headquarters of the CCC. This seemed like a really good idea so we started to do that. We nosed around and found out the HQ of the CCC (clarkcountychatter.com) was a shed out behind the MATCH bar in Jeff. That seemed so... unspectacular or something plus, we really like Grumpy Granny. Next we decided it would be really cool to burn down the Clark County Courthouse.
Michael L. Becher Adult Correctional Complex too... thus defeating our whole plan and potentially burning up all the prisoners we would other wise be talking to and exploiting in our UNDERCOVER SERIES. So...we moved on. (Although the fact is Erma started jabbering about burning down Grumpy Granny's HOUSE...which she seemed to be up for). J.W. Hardin (well..his ghost) proposed, at long last, the winning idea. "Why not burn down the Clark County GOP headquarters on Spring Street?"
Now THAT was an awesome idea. It was an unoccupied building at night with nothing of value to offer the community. No one would miss it really.
After that, we was all pretty tired...we were feeling our hunger coming on so we went to Hardees for some Sausage Biscuits.
Next "PLANNING THE CRIME"
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