UNDERCOVER EXPOSE: GOLIATH IN THE CLARK COUNTY JAIL!!!

This here is the SCOOP expose of Goliathandwimmens as we send the Goliath team into the Clark County Jail  UNDERCOVER!!!

DAY  ONE - As a part of this here big revitaliZation of the Gawnews Empire,  select members of the GAW news team  met at the Goliath compound and formulated a plan.  Sheriff Jamey Noel
done boast and brag how he gonna clean up the Clark County Jail after the disastrous management and party animal atmosphere done created by former Sheriff Danny Rodden.

First step is to figure out how to GET IN the dad blast jail undercover. We wanted to be bona-fide prisoners
to be able to report on THE REALITY of JAIL   So the team set down and consume vast amounts of Jagermeisters (except for YMC) and Erma Thrask's holiday egg nog and figured we might come up with some good idears.

Goliath made a command decision to order all the team members to commit some dad blasted crime so as to get arrested and thrown in the tank.  Then the team drew straws to see who was going to go first.   Short on the straw was  Erma Thrask.

We began planning how to get Erma arrested.

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Next  ERMA THRASK TRIES TO GET BUSted!!!
                      







Comments

Anonymous said…
I would be happy to help Erma get arrested!

GG
Goliath said…
Do I detect the ever watchful.. gg?
Anonymous said…
Hi, Big G. Yeah, it's GG, just thinking I wouldn't mind helping Erma out, maybe evenget arrested with her. Imagine two old gals in the county jail! We could be like Thelma and Louise. Of course Erma and I are both so cantankerous that the other inmates, and maybe even the correction officers, might be afraid of us...but it sure sounds like fun!

GG
Matthew said…
Sure the inmates won't think of the only inmate exiting the unit everyday?
YMC will have an analysis and his distate for reality TV.
Goliath said…
Goliath's team has plan for all contingencies
waiting4justice said…
Emma just needs to get elected as a delegate to the Republican Party. Then root for a non establishment candidate. That will get her in the Sheriff's radar.
Anonymous said…
The Hood That Hunts in a Pack said: Is this real or is a dream...A serious hallucination? Is the fancy GAW back in action again? Impressive! The smooth idea of a slick GAW team going undercover in the jail is brilliant !
Synonymous II said…
OK, OK, OK...The GAW is back! Is the GAW Finance Authority going to finally cut loose with that long-delayed back pay for the GAW statf? Bro?
Southern Belle said…
I also need my back pay from he G (US currency please, no script) as there is some serious shopping to be done. There is one unconfirmed rumor that The Jail is going to activate "full time" cameras that will upload via a dedicated "Hot Spot" and the persons in the jail will be seen on computer accessed cameras 24/7. 1984. YMC can be hired to set it up and then monitor it. Commercials can be sold as well. The attorneys and others can advertise on the feed, etc.
Southern Belle said…
'YMC Productions' present: "The Jail Live 24/7!"
I like it. Southern Belle wants to be YMC's agent
and rep the contract with the commissioners.
This can be a lucrative gig.
'Hood said…
GAW Breaking News Update
"Possibly view it on your cell phone or other hand held portable device."

The societal benefit
of the potential new 24/7 live, various feeds
from The Jail will be
widely debated by social scientists.
The economic benefit
to Clark County, YMC, and Southern Belle
can also come into play. This way a very interesting
new social media usage and economic
development tool.
The story is broken by GAW!
hoosiertaxpayer said…
Check out the "Award winning" BatBlog this week a feature on C.C. sheriff Jamey Noel....The Man who would be King ???
Lono, Curse of said…
"What is the main dif between a trope and a tepid?"
Unknown said…
Didn't she get arrested with Suboxone and fake nails? ;)

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