Goliath STILL claiming salvage rights!!!


Goliath's plans for sunken barge.   
1. Strip deck of all metal and take to scrap yard for capital infusion. 

2.  But floats on side of barge with 'in river'  swimming pool, with water slide,  hot tub(s),   'orgy deck',   
and  daiquiri bar (of course serving semi frozen jaegermeisters) 

3.  Air conditioned tents erected on deck  "poker tent"  " dice tent"  "roulette wheel tent"  and "bar fight tent" 

4.   Base jumping off Big Four bridge.   

5. Zip lines erected between Big Four and Kennedy Bridge ,  Goliath Barge and Shore. 

6.  Chicken Coop on Poop Deck. 

7.   Rotating musical acts.  My friend Kid Rock is opening act. Then, rem,  Annie Lennox,   Amy Winehouse, U2, 
       Paris Hilton (she is surprisingly good),   

8.   Seance Tent (Goliath to conjer up the dead...J.W. Hardin, Billy the Kid,  Doc Holliday (all of whom already done 
      appeared on GAW).

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Anonymous said…
The Giant's News Bureau (GNB) has the news scoop!
Goliath beats the Big media boys again!

Remember back when Goliath claimed "Salvage Rights" over the sunken Star of Louisville's barge?
Yep, under maritime law, it rightly belonged to the big guy.

Now, I know that the salvage rights issue isn't a "REAL" issue like trees and yard sign wars, but when the barge was taken away from him, he was O-fend-ed.

He felt something was amiss.

Synonymous II
Anonymous said…
Dang, that thar marine salvage bid-ness is a b****!
Dang paperwork.........Who filled out that insurance bond stuff, anyways?

If "someone" just wouldn't have done gone and turned off the electricity to the pumps, it wouldn't have sunk.

WHO made that BRILLIANT decision?

Now, see what you've done..................

Sunonymous II
Anonymous said…
Whoa,
do you mean the ELECTRICITY
to the ELECTRIC pumps
which were utilized to keep
the WATER out of the hull of the barge
were
T U R N E D O F F

and the barge SANK?

Why, hush my mouth!
I'da never thought of that.........
Dang.

Did that order come from the Building Commissioner's Office?


Synonymous II
Anonymous said…
Was the insurance bond any good?
Was their fraud in the eyes of the insurance bonding company?
How much is the city on the hook for?
Who do we ask?
Anonymous said…
Silence from ol NSBHM and pals on the insurance bond
and the bond company's position?
Why so quiet?

Has the money the city spent on the marine salvage of the barge been recovered? Status?
Who is the lawyer for the city on this?

Why has no one asked?

Does it have to do with some contested, possibly unpaid ABC taxes or something?

WHERE is the E-N and the C-J on this?
Shea? Ben? David? Hello?
Strange silence..............

Also, will Brother Goliath demand a reasonable stipend
to quiet his salvage rights claim?

You know, maybe we should put the "chatterchicks"
on this scandal.
They're getting to be pretty good and the barge is in Kelly's disctrict, don't you know......
Goliath said…
All big planned economic activerties increase many times value of Goliath's interest in up coming Barge dispute.
Anonymous said…
The "Big Media" boys ares till clueless huh. Sad.
Golaith seems to have a superior claim to the barge.
Who is H-T's attorney from that show?
Maybe he could assist with the claiming process?

Draino!
Anonymous said…
Maybe "paparazzi stalker"
NSBHM could call a
"press wizard"
like DM or BZH and awaken them from their slumber.
After all NSBHM can locate people actually erecting yard signs on his own!

The "press wizard" could call the insurance bonding company and the ORIGINAL company that was to salvage the barge and find out the status of just WHEN the city of Jeffersonville will be reimbursed?

Draino!
Anonymous said…
"SHOWDOWN: WHO IS THE BEST WOMAN!"


Ok, Ok, Ok, the CCC is preoccupied with the simply horrid possibility of "getting ticks if you go into the woods".

NSBHM is still trying to "rig the vote".

David of the E-N and
Ben of the C-J are naping.

Brother Shea is stalking the best coffee and croissant.

Soooo I guess we are going to have to get an old fashioned contest to see who can break this first to the Giant's News Bureau.

Hereby, let it written for all comers to see:

An Official GNB Challenge to rivals "Abbysnana"
and the collective "chatter chicks"!

Who can break the news/scandal on the performance bond and the problems developing over the barge that sunk?

MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

Bluto
Anonymous said…
"You Betcha!"
Anonymous said…
Breaking News!
The GNB has been unformed by a source close to the conroversy, that may or not be accurate, that Duke Energy's employees have....audio tape on being ordered to shut off the electric to the pumps!

Tape of Jeffersonville city officials......

Come on guys, do we chicks have to do everything for ya?

"You Betcha!"
Anonymous said…
Let's see...David and Shea of the E-N,
Ben of the C-J,
NSBHM of the infamous CCC,
do you have a clue?

Looks like the smart "You Betcha!" chick has just found out more than the "Big Media" boys!

Draino!

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