Goliath not Crazy. World Crazy. Flavored Mealworms and Cleanest meat in the world
Goliath in section for them what likes to feed the wild birds and squirrels.
People apparently pay good money to feed the squirrels. But as sprising as this here information is to Old Goliath him not ready for what him find next.
Goliath wander around and find 2 pound bags of mealworms for what you can feed the wild birds. These here bags costs 9 dollars. But, these bags aint just your ordinary ever day run of the mill mealworms. These here mealworms has done been made in China and is flavored for the delectable pleasure of the robins starlings cardinals and bluebirds what seek to feed on your back porch and what not. Come in the follering flavors: Berry, Cranberry, 'fruit' and 'natural'. Goliath is so amazed at this here information that for very first time in 3,000 year of living, the thought of tasting some mealworms is now going through the Goliath brain cause dad blast it, Goliath want to know "Can these here mealworms REALLY have a cranberry tang on them?" Goliath mind now whirling as him imagining all these here Chinese workers adding the 'cranberry' flavoring to these here mealworms. NOw Goliath find some mealworms and he offer pitchers of them...but these here different brand from the flavored ones what Goliath done found today...check it out...
Thhis here company has audacity to charge 22 dollars for these two packs...AND THEY AINT EVEN FRUIT FLAVORED!!!! Can you believes that? ******************************************************************
Part 2.
Later this here same day, Goliath is dragged off to the dad blast swim pool and gymasiums by Sheba El al and Sprout. (Sprout has recerntly learn to dive into pool and her anxious to show off this new daring skill to Goliath). Goliath not in very good mood as his mind is mess up from whole 'flavored mealworm trauma' what has suffered but GOOD NEWS! The good thing about work out is that this here place got a Sauna and
Goliath...from very young age has always like the good sauna.
Goliath does his very challenging work outs and then go to Sauna. But one thing Goliath notice when other peoples in Sauna, oft times some odd conversations occur. But today posserbly top all. Goliath mind own
bidness in Sauna but in walk this here small older guy and him start talks with this here guy what going on about how his daughter is going to acupuncturist. This poor gal can't quite digest meats and some vegables.
But somehow thinking is acupuncturist gonna fix that. The old guy starts in how HIS acupuncturist is a miracle worker only one small sad thing...this acupuncturist only work on goats. (Goliath is NOT making this up). Him tale very moving story of how he was onct in the goat raising bidness and had a mama goat what he had
1500 dollars tied up ( that right...1500 in a GOAT). This here mama goat get sick and the reglar vet say "so sorry" we have to put her down." THis here man...he is attached to this Goat..not just financially he says...but EMotionally too! He find the goat acupuncturist and BAM! with just five needles the goat acupuncutrist has done resurrected Mama Goat! It was like a miracle.
Goliath nodding and saying "how inneresting" to this here goat story. Man with sick daughter he wishes "God Bless You all! and he leaves". Now it just Goliath and old Goat man in the Sauna. Goat man tell Goliath, he
had to give up on the old Goat business though cause all goats get sick finally and die. (Me not so rude as to question why him not call in Goat acupuncturists to save herd.) "Me and my partners had major disagreements as to how to handle that" him say.
Then Goat man kinda goes off in reverie..."You want to know what the cleanest meat in the world is? I hate to say it. God knows I hate to say it." (Long pause). "God help me its Goat meat. There's a reason why are
arteries are all clogged up and are digestive tracts are fouled up...cow and pigs aren't the right meats for men.
Why, did you know the Roman Army ...Why the Roman Army got so mighty because all they ate was Goat,
Roman Meal and Honey!" (at this point Goliath very very tempted to correct the misperceptions and historical nonsenses of this here poor feller. As all know very well, Goliath serve many many decades in Roman Armys including the 20th Legion under Juli Caesar himself! So Goliath well know that there Army eat dad blast anything it get hand on! Mule, Ox, Cow, Goose etc.,)
No, Goliath not innerupt. Nor does Goliath correct this here fellow. Goliath mind wander back to Cretan
Village where Goliath and friend from Sellersburg and friend from Lausanne Switserlands wind up in high hill.
And try to find cafe. BUT this here village so very small there ain't no cafe nor restraunt. BUt, lady take Goliath and comrades into home and fix up lunch what included potatos and savory Goat. (1979 true story)
No, Goliath not disagree with Goat man story in Sauna. Goliath just say, "Happy New Year" and depart for
the showers, meet Sheba El al and Sprout and drive home.
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UPDATE: Good news! Goliath locate pitchers of 'flavored mealworms'. Here ya go....
Comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAJH1g8YhTE
mrs. ht
Somebody is playing "rope a dope"
First, Goliath NEVER pay 9 skekels for a bag of worms. Goliath might consider paying shekels NOT to have a bag of worms.
Your lies reveals what a lowdown nogood Goat lover you is HT!!
What do you think dad's biggest concern is? FEEDING THE BIRDS DAILY, and by 9am! I swear that man (no matter how bad he feels or how bad of a morning mom is having) trudges out to the back yard everyday (no matter how hot or cold, or how much snow/ice is on the ground) to put out a few pounds of bird feed. He feels the birds need a large variety of feed not just any plain ole birdseed. And they need atleast 8 different types of feeders
He spends a few hundred dollars a month (which he thankfully can afford) on "his birds".
I certainly hope those friggin birds appreciate it!
I think my dad is pretty great!
Migrating birds know when to stop migrating because their bodies sense the correct magnetic field related to the annual resting spot. How do changes to the magnetic field along their migratory route affect their orienation?
The earth changes it's polarity somewhere around every 260,000 years. It's been about 700,000 years since the last change. We are due, in fact, we could be in the beginning stages of the reversal.
If you watch a computer model, as the earths magnetic fields begin to reverse, you see increasing magnetic fields pop up over the earth like popcorn.
Creatures genetically designed to sense and see magnetic fiels would most certainly be disoriented if they passed through one of these fields or were roosting in an area where the field popped up.
I name this theory in honor of Goliath and thus shall call this theory the Cranberry Magnetic Flavored Mealworm Endtime Theory.
ismile
Nevertheless, here is a simulation that is similiar to the one I saw, I shows the reversal of the earths magnetic poles, note how the fields go all over the place, kind of wild.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdW-ngRZMs&feature=related
If I come across the computer model simulation I saw, I'll come back and post it.
I find the bird kill in Arkansas interesting because there has been of late, news reports of another strange phenom in Arkansas. Hundreds and hundreds of earthquakes. One town has had over 500 very recently.
Also, if you look at the seismic map, and then look at the three bird kills in Arkansas, Kentucky and Louisiana, you'll see they are in areas where there has been fairly recent seismic activity.
There is no doubt that bird kills are normal, and there can be natural reasons for it happening.
There is also no doubt that often times when bird kills are recorded, scientists always seem to be guessing why it happened, often they seem to not quite know why it happened.
ismile
Meanwhile, did you note the URANTIA
designation for 'EARTH'? I hadn't seen that for a while. Thousands of times ago Goliath come across "The Urantia Book" ...wow...what a mindblower. Are you familiar with that ismile? (or anyone else?)
Mysterious mass die-off of vultures solved
18:00 28 January 2004 by Debora MacKenzie
The catastrophic decline of griffon vultures in south Asia is being caused not by a mysterious disease, as had been thought, but a common painkiller given to sick cattle.
If the treated animal dies and is eaten by vultures, a single meal can be enough to kill the bird. The scientists who made the discovery now want the drug banned from veterinary use and are holding a meeting next week with officials from Nepal, India and Pakistan.
Griffon vultures are huge scavengers and used to be ubiquitous in south Asia. But their population has declined drastically since the mid-1990s, and one species is near extinction.
As a result, animal carcasses rot outside villages, attracting rabies-ridden packs of dogs. The Parsee religious community in India is also in crisis, as it disposes of its dead by feeding them to vultures.
Acid crystals
Lindsay Oaks, a veterinary microbiologist at Washington State University in Pullman, and colleagues looked for pathogens or toxins in freshly dead vultures from breeding colonies in Pakistan and Nepal by sending tissues back to US laboratories for analysis.
Efforts by Andrew Cunningham of the Zoological Society of London, UK, and colleagues to establish the cause of the vultures' decline in India were hindered by that county's laws banning the export of genetic material.
Vultures that have died in the decline have kidney damage and uric acid crystals throughout their bodies, but Oaks's group could find no disease germs or environmental toxins. Vultures that died following pesticide poisoning or collisions had no uric acid.
"We started wondering if they could be exposed to any veterinary drugs in the dead livestock they eat," says Oaks. They discovered that diclofenac, which can cause kidney damage, is very heavily prescribed by local vets, and its use increased over the same time period as the vulture decline. The cheap drug is used to treat lameness and injury - common conditions before a buffalo or cow dies.
Tiny dose
Analysis of the kidneys of dead vultures with uric acid symptoms revealed diclofenac residues, while no residues were found in other birds.
The researchers also gave diclofenac, and meat from animals treated with diclofenac, to 20 non-releasable vultures rescued from nesting colonies. "We hated to do it," says Oaks. The diclofenac killed these vultures in very small doses, with the same symptoms as the dead, wild vultures. Furthermore, the higher the dose of the drug, the more likely the vultures were to die.
Vultures come from miles around to feed on a carcass, so each gets a small bit of many animals. Rhys Green of the UK's Royal Society of the Protection for Birds calculates that only one in 250 dead cattle needs to have been recently treated with diclofenac to cause a decline in vultures of 30 per cent per year - about what has been observed.
Cunningham is now trying to find out whether diclofenac is also responsible for the decline in India. "This may be a breakthrough", he told New Scientist. "We hope so, as this would greatly improve the chances for an eventual recovery of the species."
Journal reference: Nature (DOI: 10.1038/nature02317)
ismile
Google it. The Urantia Book purports to tell all about Earth's history as recorded by an alien society.
"Gorilla Monsoon"
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