The torturing of GOLIATH
Goliath just put on Coat and gloves and got the car keys in his hand. He is standing in the
kitchen door getting ready to go out to his Automobile.
Goliath say, "Sheba El al, Goliath is going to the grocery story. Dost thou need anything?"
Sheba say, " Hmmm. I went to the Grocery with my Friend this morning."
"I know'd that. But does thou want anything while Goliath go?"
" You know, I thought about getting some Salmon."
" do you want me to get some Salmon?"
" Well, we had fish two nights ago and we are supposed to go over to ****'s and she
always has that Salmon dish"
"So you DON'T want me to get Salmon?"
"It was a good price for it and they said it had just be flown in."
"Should I get it?"
"Didn't we have Salmon last week?"
Goliath begin to bang head on door frame.
"Sheba , I was just going to the store. Do you want me to get anything while I am there?"
"What are you going to get" says Sheba.
"Hmmph! What difference does THAT make? I am just trying to find out, thought it would be
nice to ask...do YOU want anything?"
"Well you don't have to get so huffy Goliath! I didn't know it was some sort of secret
you couldn't tell me what you were going to get."
"It's not a secret! I was going for some coffee and bread for breakfast in the morning"
" I already GOT some bread! Didn't you see it on the counter?"
"Yes, I saw that stuff. But you know that's the stuff I don't like. No biggie...just going to get the
stuff I like to have for toast. Now, do YOU want anything?"
"This is better for you! I don't know what you think is wrong with it."
"It isn't better for me if I don't eat it and I don't cause I DON'T LIKE IT!"
"It's better than that bread you usually get."
"Do you want anything?"
"Salmon is very good for you."
"Do you want me to get the Salmon?"
kitchen door getting ready to go out to his Automobile.
Goliath say, "Sheba El al, Goliath is going to the grocery story. Dost thou need anything?"
Sheba say, " Hmmm. I went to the Grocery with my Friend this morning."
"I know'd that. But does thou want anything while Goliath go?"
" You know, I thought about getting some Salmon."
" do you want me to get some Salmon?"
" Well, we had fish two nights ago and we are supposed to go over to ****'s and she
always has that Salmon dish"
"So you DON'T want me to get Salmon?"
"It was a good price for it and they said it had just be flown in."
"Should I get it?"
"Didn't we have Salmon last week?"
Goliath begin to bang head on door frame.
"Sheba , I was just going to the store. Do you want me to get anything while I am there?"
"What are you going to get" says Sheba.
"Hmmph! What difference does THAT make? I am just trying to find out, thought it would be
nice to ask...do YOU want anything?"
"Well you don't have to get so huffy Goliath! I didn't know it was some sort of secret
you couldn't tell me what you were going to get."
"It's not a secret! I was going for some coffee and bread for breakfast in the morning"
" I already GOT some bread! Didn't you see it on the counter?"
"Yes, I saw that stuff. But you know that's the stuff I don't like. No biggie...just going to get the
stuff I like to have for toast. Now, do YOU want anything?"
"This is better for you! I don't know what you think is wrong with it."
"It isn't better for me if I don't eat it and I don't cause I DON'T LIKE IT!"
"It's better than that bread you usually get."
"Do you want anything?"
"Salmon is very good for you."
"Do you want me to get the Salmon?"
Comments
swiss-german girl rappers.
"Want anything at the store??"
"Yep, you could grab a case of cokes".
"But, you've done such a good job of cleaning up your diet, why are you still drinking that crap??"
"Yes, I am eating much healthier and my reward is a can of a coke a day" :) "So get a case of cokes PLEASE".
"How bout a case of Coke Zero??"
"No"
"Flavored water is on sale...You like that".
"No"
"So what am I getting at the store"??
"COKE"..."Sugar-filled COKE"!!..."Oh never mind".
So yes Goliath, I can commiserate. :)
And salmon is divine!!...Eat it several times a week...Grilled & dilled with just a twist of lemon...Simple, easy, and very healthy...( Got to do something to compensate for all those cokes). LOL
Jules
Jules