A Day in the Life of Goliath #3

Thurdsay Sept 23 big day. Goliath wake up and concubine already done up and humming along yelling at Sprout to "BRUSH YOUR TEETH" cause gots to go to school. Goliath no good no good at all until gets Coffees. So stumble down in old grey bathroobe what is all torned up and got coffes stain on it.

Goliath gird his loins, put on the old battle armor. Slap his favorite one horned helmets on and OFF HE GO TO Slog through the day.

9 AM: Goliaths gots to go face off aginst "TARGET" Target very bad Target very very
bad and try to double up welch on this here one what is the nephew of son in law of
remote friend of Goliaths but what has been promised Goliath WILL SAVE DAY!!! At court the Sherriff drag out prisoners include one beuautfulsest Latin girl. she
smile at Goliath. That not right. Goliath think of Sheba, Tamar, Lil Hag and Sprout.
Goliath smile and nod head and then...

Goliath save Day.

10 AM: Frantic call from Maiden in Distress!!! Kings men is at maidens castel and
with so called writ of Warrant them is slsapping her around and digging all through the assortments of her dishewares, underwares, flatwares, and BEWARE!! Me meet with this here bright eye KINGS FBIer. Nice kid so Goliath sheath the Goliath Sword and
say ME deal with all this here with KING!!!

11 AM: Nice elerely come in. SHe has done fell down at local drugstores and they is not willing to pay bill. Goliath pat her hand. Shebe OK and Goliath obtian vanquising
justices for this here nice old one.

12 NOon. Goliath get call by Damsel in distress. King man take dad blasted cell phone. HEr demand it back andthem just say have Goliath get it. Golaith ponder this
one very very well. Hmm. Perhpas not good idea ot claim ownership of big cell phone.
Me say. Get you a CRICKET

1. Goliath sloggon along try to force down a piece of DUTCH APPLE PIE but no one leave him alon long enoughn Forget about JAGERMEISTER. So..Goliath very sad giant.
big call from tortured boy in another coutny. Him is mistreat by Sheriffs' man and
now geting yhelled at by 'MANAGER' claims him is some dad blasted SUPER MAN can
ingest 30 times lethal doses of poison and still walk. Goliath scoff as only one can do this here is feet may be HT. So Goliath get hold of big computer message and blas one and all.

2. Goliath now told get over and see if this here Knight gon show up and send betrayed one to Jail. KNight very very fearful of this one here (Goliath) so not even dare show up. VICTORY!!

3. Now Ver very evil wizard contact GOLIATH. "I will slowly stretch your pitiful neck , I will broil your carcass, slowly, over a pit from fires I brought with me from Hell, I will then lacerate the joints of your toes with a razor and force you to run through kerosene and sulfur" say this wizard. "But I withhold all these torments if
you withdraw your demands for justice Goliath" BUT Goliath NOT AFRAID. Goliath say
I came to fight you wizard. However now Goliath need Jager eeven more. BUT NONE TO BE FOUND.

4. Beuatiful Latin girl come see Goliath. (Same one from that morning? No she in jail!) This one here come for share of treasure what goliath and her done found together. Happy end and spplit up this here treasure.

5. Goliath sort out all what Goliath owe moneys to. Goliath pay all them there.
Goliath go dig on potential treasure hole. Goliath bery sore. Goliath look at blog.
Him see milestone almost reach. Goliath go home

6. Sprout hit Goliath on head with plastic bat.