The HOod Asks, "WHo IS Alex Jones?"

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Is Alex Jones a cab driver? The rant didn't really make much sense. What again was the message?
OK, OK, OK, we have been doing some serious research over multiple brewskis at at "The Blind Pig" in Butchertown concerning the rants of the Alex Jones "person" or created "character" or persona. It appears that the Alex Jones "person" may not really exist! After consulting "Hot for Words" on you tube.com, a theory was put forth by one Liberal prof that AJ isn't really human, but is presented to have human charateristics. An animal, an inanimate object, a caricature, a 'Toon? Perhaps a combination of a stoned caterpillar, a talking rabbit, and a cat with big teeth. After doing additional detailed journalism research on youtube.com
"Anthropomorphic-Hot for Words", one theory developing is that AJ is an Anthropomorphic 'Toon presnted to us by the creativity of............ Goliath! Pesty was overheard talking with the Mighty Goliath about some cool "Hot for Words" internet chick. Ms. Hot for Words herself tells us: "Anthropomorphic:"something that is described or thought of as having human form or having human attributes" or "to ascribe human characteristics to non-human things". The journalism school is of course, officially neutral in such matters, but the Mighty Goliath does know his way around linguistics and Cartoons.....
Goliath said…
Hood, In a former life, Alex was the comedian, Bill Hicks. Then, Bill had a mental breakdown and realize he cannot go on even though he was enjoying his greatest success on the stage of his career. So, he faked his own death and re-emerged as Alex Jones. Thus, he is a 'caterpillar' what turned into the butterly or death moth which we now see.
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