GOLIATH SOLVE BARGE PROBLEMS

Me has done been look at the Chatters. See big

debate goings on including nitwit Pesty and others

(wringing hands) "What to do abouts Barge!!"

What's oh whats we gone do?"

NHSBM say "The barge is in Kentucky waters and is privately owned, why not let the COE take care of removal and let them file suit against the owners or the other firm that held the comtract to float the barge and move it?"

THen some say this here: " Thisn should be a fairly simple process. I'm sure the first company hired by the City to remove the barge posted a Performance bond, as required by statute.

The city simply files a claim against the first companies surety, or Bond carrier for the cost."

But as all can see, once agains GOLIATH has solve THIS HERE PROBLEM!!! :While chatters and Pesty and the like was sittings around jibber jab about big talk about WHat THEY would do with THIS here BARGE problems if it was ACtually somethings them has any say sos about...GOLIATH TAKE ACTION. Me has This

afternoons STRIDE out to BARGE With INnnernationaly REcognize FLAG of

PIRACY what Declare ME LAY CLAIM under LAw of ADMIRALTYS to this here

SUNKEN TREASURE!

Now all know well Me is Master Treasure recover. TO make SURE Goliath Claim

clear an HONORED by LAw Me USe Spray paints to LAY claim and give notice to

All the WORLD that this here Barge is GOLIATH!s PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

NEXT.

PS Dare thee not comes out and interfere while me PLUNDER this here BArge!

Me still have mighty Sword

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UPDATE from ERMA THRASK: SALUTATIONS!

I understand a certain someone thinks she can stop trouncing around bra less and showing

off her FOUR tattoos to beguile the weaker sex (men) long enough to write for a competing

blog (whose name I will not so much as mention the way he exploits females like Jessica

Alba and Kim Kardashian...to say nothing of Tammy and Trixie) . So, while Goliath is

busy plundering an excavating and salvaging his new found treasure...I say to this 'certain

someone'

"BRING IT ON!!"

-Yours in Christian love,

ERMA THRASK.

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UPDATE- SATURDAY: a loyal Goliath Reader writes: Goliath is a shrude self-employed entrepreneur-he does "seize the moment" very well. The claiming of the sunken barge's "salvage rights" is a well established maritime law concept! I think Goliath may have worked with some salvage dudes from the Olde Key West area led by one famous fellow pirate Greaser! Capt. Tony's Saloon , The Pier House, and Hemingway's Sloppy Joes were regular stops for the pirates. Capt. Tony ( Anthony "Captain Tony" Tarracino) reportedly worked for the CIA in the anti-Castro excursions of the early 60's and allegedly actually told some old pirate heads-aka "Pinheads"- many interesting stories! http://www.capttonyssaloon.com/ He may have told a black ops team about how he got away with "past posting" bookies for 30 days once and made a bundle back in 1947 at Lehman's Bar in Newark, New Jersey. He decided that he needed a career change when he woke up in a landfill for the Newark Airport, beaten and left for dead, with footprints on his chest! No independent verification could ever be established, but an urban legend is that the legendary CIA proprietary working group known as the "Pinhead Pistol Team" was in place for the Grenada Invasion and departed from Capt. Tony's Saloon! Those evil Ruskie Commie bastards and their "front" Cuban mercenaries never had a chance! There may be a hidden reference to a certain non-provable fact in the movie "Heartbreak Ridge" ( Warner Brothers/Malpaso Productions1986) starring Clint Eastwood.