DAILY GAW NEWS May 13 2023

 Elitist BEOT gets the BOOT IN ITALY

Rita Ludovisi, a really formerly rich  contessa who was supposed to inherit a big fricking casino-villa in Itally has been kicked out by her greedy step children and is now wandering possibly homeless through the shitty streets of Naples or some other crummy place in Italy.

RIGHT WING UP TIGHT MOM IS A MORMON KILLER

Kouri Richin (note the close similar word RICIN)  celebrated at a party one day after her husband died.Turns out they had been arguing before and then he turns up mysteriously dead as a doorknob.

Cops say she poisoned him. (with RICIN???)  apparently with od on fentanyl. She wanted cash from his life insurance policy. She wrote a book called "Are you with me" She's a mormon. She HAS to be a Trumpster. What a wretched woman.  (all people are presumed innocent until proven guilty in court)

NAZIS INVADE DC PIECES OF SHIT IN THE USA

This was great.  About 200 pieces of white shit showed up wearing khaki pants, blue knit shirts, white masks and carrying American flags (upside down) and chanting like jr high school girl cheerleaders at DC at the Capitol today.  These pussies were demostrating how better it would be if we would all just let the fucking NAZIs take over like Turning Point USA wants to have happen.  DC cops followed them around in case somebody that hates them as much as Goliath does wanted to call them names and hurt their widdle feelings.

TRUMP TOO BIG A PUSSY TO ATTEND OWN RALLY--BLAMES WEATHER

This was funny.  Trump was supposed to have a big Saturday rally in a farm field out in IOWA today.  A bunch of losers showed up as usual to here the disgraced former president spew more of the lies he is well known for and feel sorry for hmself.  But get this,  Trump CANCELED because "there might be tornados".  What a bone spur pussy.

 

BIDEN IS CELEBRATED FOR "TELLING IT LIKE IT IS" ON DISGRACED LOSER DJTRUMP

Smokey Joe had a good time at HOWARD University talking about how some dumbasses are so desperate for power they will lie ...even to themselves about the last election being rigged rather than face the sad truth that AMERICA mostly hates Donald J Trump. LOL.  

 

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE ENGAGED IN YET ANOTHER TIME AND TAXPAYER RESOURCE WASTING "INVESTIGATION"

Oh this is great.  MTG announced a 'new' investigation she is going to embark on as to whether or not the whores Hunter Biden booffed were 'sex trafficked'.  OMG.  To quote the movie "Broadcast News" she is going break the nookie story wide open. Yeah I guess if you are boofing a prostitute you pretty much, by definition are involved at least that much in 'sex traffic'. Thanks Marge!!!  Thanks for your contributions to the National dialogue and the progress to be a better more secure and happy nation.  

SURPRISE SURPRISE CEO'S  AND UNION PRESIDENTS MAKE MORE WORKING LESS THAN PRESIDENTS AND SENATORS

It turns out that Union presidents, like CEOs make pretty decent salaries.  This is news.

IT'S SHOCKING BEN AFFLECK AND JLO DON'T ALWAYS AGREE

We know it blows your mind, but Ben and JLO sometimes disagree on shit.

 

DESANTIS IN ATTACK MODE ON "BONE SPURS" TRUMP

Hilarious!  Even though Bone Spurs trump pussied out and canceled his fund raiser in IOWA ...dumbass DeSantis saw his big chance...he held his fundraiser and made fun of Trump for being too much of a scairdy cat to come to IOWA.  Like that will make a really big difference in the primary there next year.  De Santis appeared and reportedly did not fly any immigrants to Nantucket today.

RIGHT WING CANDIDATES SEIZE ON PENNY MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE  TO PANDER TO THEIR BASE

AND>>>>>  while DeSantis was in Iowa  he took the opportunity to make a big deal about how he backs the ex marine who killed the black guy on the subway in New York and was charged with manslaughter. Everyone knows he could have just choked him unconscious but...seriously, De Santis knows that if a white ex marine gets the chance to choke a black guy to death his whole base will support him doing just that.  Watch out ! DeSantis is ON YOUR SIDE!

NOTE: This is just GOLIATH taking Page one of that fascistic online equivalent of "FOX NEWS" ie "the Daily Mail" and rewriting the page one stories with a leftist slant. HA HA HA