Is Goliath living with a Psychopath? Yes. Goliath is.
Goliath was laid back on the HUGE Sofa in the midst of the Goliath Compound, nursing a massive New Year's Day Hangover and with his top of the line, 2015 Android smart phone in hand, was cruising the interwebs when he spot this here big article on "Is thou dating a Psychopath" which... seemed like an alarming propersition to Goliath.
Goliath not dating any dad blasted persons but, as the many and all know...Goliath is surrounded with persons of the female (and thus potentially psychopathic) persuasions. There's Sheba el Al,
there's the Sprout,
there's Tamar El
(Here wit h SProut) and two cats, both female, named "Mittens" and "Fiona".
So Goliath naturally starts to worry if any of these here was psychopaths per the interweb 'test'.
Here's the article what caught Goliath's eye. https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-21455/10-signs-youre-dating-a-psychopath.html This here was quite disturbing.
Now Goliath start to look at the test and then some disturbing things what begin to emerge:
1. They reel you in with idealization, love-bombing, and flattery.
What the heck? Goliath reflect on the way his relationships with the various people in the Goliath compound develop. Goliath note that Sheba El Al and Tamar both was induced to particimepate in Goliath's household games by being knocked in the head, after Goliath vanquished their male protectors in combat and drug these here to the Compound. Then ...these two was flattering as hell to Goliath. They tell Goliath he got the mightiest blow and the strongest arms of any and all of the many. ?
2. They prey on your emotions with pity plays and sympathy stories.
From time to time, when things is going wrong in the Compound due to excessive bursts of love bombing, Goliath gets to feeling sorry for hisself. He make sure that the all and many know it. He kick the cats. He knocks the dog on the head. He sit in the corner ...kinda sulky like until someone bring him a jaegermeister and talk nice to him.
Then he brighten up. This usually due to being forced to suffer some feminine pitty plays.
3. They involve you in their own versions of "love triangles."
Hmmm, as the many and the all know, Goliath got a soft spot for Erma Thrask.
Oh...yeah...some say she a bit elderly for a giant such as Goliath. But hark ye. Goliath hisself is well over 3,000 year old and Erma just a mere squab chicken compare to that antiquity. Now, the wimmens one by one has to accomodate Erma. Fetch Egg Nog and listen to her interminable twattling about the "King James" Bible. So by doing so...they are involving Goliath in their love triangel with Erma.
4. They constantly rewrite reality and exhibit other crazy-making behavior.
Oh, this here is rich. Goliath note well how these here refuse to admit there even EXISTS a Goliath Compound...or that Goliath is 3,000 plus year old and a giant that was resurrrected out of the Bible.
Hmmm.
5. They accuse you of feeling emotions that they are intentionally provoking.
Just the other day Goliath was torturing some chickens. Then Goliath dressed down all the wimmens in the house for them sad faces and protests. Of course they was trying to make Goliath feel bad by provoking him with their tears and wailing and gnashing of teeth. They accuse Goliath of being Cruel? Can you believe it?
6. You've noticed them pathologically lying and making excuses.
It simply not acceptable. Just when Goliath was announcing he was being considered for Chief of Staff of the Whithouse by Presnit Trump. See: Goliath's news release here
Sheba El Al come up with "What this here nonsense Goliath?" O MY HEATHERN GAWDS!!!
Goliath explains this here was necessary to make sure the new elected officials in Clark County and Floyd County not reach out to Goliath to set order and wisdom into their worlds by offering Goliath some local "JOB" doing dirty work. Goliath just trying to back off these bums. That what Goliath tell Sheba El Al.
Then Goliath hear Sheba on her dad blasted iphone8 telling a 'girlfriend' that Goliath was drinking again!!! There it is ...patholgoical lying and exucse making.
7. They provoke jealousy and rivalries while maintaining their cover of innocence.
Goliath was INDEED subjected to this here experience. A couple days ago, Goliiath bring home a 'HOOTERS' Girl
what Goliath found passed out in the alley behind the GSL law offices in downtown Jeffersonville. Goliath just being a good Philistine (NOT a Samaritan!) and Goliath bring this little sad Hooter and laid her in the palatial custom made Goliath Bed to sleep off the meth and Jaeger combination of toxic ingestions.
Goliath can hardly believe it when Sheba, Tamar, Sprout and even the CATS act like Goliath done something HORRIBLE. !!! Goliath just being his kindly self and these here act like Goliath got some kinder ulterior motivations. Even Erma Thrask join in the general haranguing of Goliath.
Sad. Very sad.
8. They withhold attention and undermine your self-esteem.
Well, Goliath knows just how to respond to this "Hooter" girl situation. Goliath promptly shut the door on all of them after telling them all "You all is worthless no good and jealous. If you was decent wimmens you would look after this poor wretch and see her for what she is...but Nooooo!
You can only think of yourself! "
Then Goliath spent a week not talking to any of them.
9. They exhibit selfishness and a crippling thirst for attention.
Goliath put this time of self exile to good use. Writing his blogg. Ceaselessly posting links on social media and encouraging others to "like" his posts on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Meanwhile, none of the Wimmens got Christmas gifts due to Goliath's isolation and determination to ignore them and punish them for their harsh reaction to the Hooter girl.
10. You don't recognize your own feelings.
Goliath see all this here and now...coming across this here insightful article on the interweb realize he living with a bunch of dad blasted psychopath wimmens.
Goliath not dating any dad blasted persons but, as the many and all know...Goliath is surrounded with persons of the female (and thus potentially psychopathic) persuasions. There's Sheba el Al,
there's the Sprout,
So Goliath naturally starts to worry if any of these here was psychopaths per the interweb 'test'.Here's the article what caught Goliath's eye. https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-21455/10-signs-youre-dating-a-psychopath.html This here was quite disturbing.
Now Goliath start to look at the test and then some disturbing things what begin to emerge:
1. They reel you in with idealization, love-bombing, and flattery.
What the heck? Goliath reflect on the way his relationships with the various people in the Goliath compound develop. Goliath note that Sheba El Al and Tamar both was induced to particimepate in Goliath's household games by being knocked in the head, after Goliath vanquished their male protectors in combat and drug these here to the Compound. Then ...these two was flattering as hell to Goliath. They tell Goliath he got the mightiest blow and the strongest arms of any and all of the many. ?
2. They prey on your emotions with pity plays and sympathy stories.
From time to time, when things is going wrong in the Compound due to excessive bursts of love bombing, Goliath gets to feeling sorry for hisself. He make sure that the all and many know it. He kick the cats. He knocks the dog on the head. He sit in the corner ...kinda sulky like until someone bring him a jaegermeister and talk nice to him.
3. They involve you in their own versions of "love triangles."
Hmmm, as the many and the all know, Goliath got a soft spot for Erma Thrask.
4. They constantly rewrite reality and exhibit other crazy-making behavior.
Oh, this here is rich. Goliath note well how these here refuse to admit there even EXISTS a Goliath Compound...or that Goliath is 3,000 plus year old and a giant that was resurrrected out of the Bible.
5. They accuse you of feeling emotions that they are intentionally provoking.
Just the other day Goliath was torturing some chickens. Then Goliath dressed down all the wimmens in the house for them sad faces and protests. Of course they was trying to make Goliath feel bad by provoking him with their tears and wailing and gnashing of teeth. They accuse Goliath of being Cruel? Can you believe it?
6. You've noticed them pathologically lying and making excuses.
It simply not acceptable. Just when Goliath was announcing he was being considered for Chief of Staff of the Whithouse by Presnit Trump. See: Goliath's news release here
Sheba El Al come up with "What this here nonsense Goliath?" O MY HEATHERN GAWDS!!!
Goliath explains this here was necessary to make sure the new elected officials in Clark County and Floyd County not reach out to Goliath to set order and wisdom into their worlds by offering Goliath some local "JOB" doing dirty work. Goliath just trying to back off these bums. That what Goliath tell Sheba El Al.
Then Goliath hear Sheba on her dad blasted iphone8 telling a 'girlfriend' that Goliath was drinking again!!! There it is ...patholgoical lying and exucse making.
7. They provoke jealousy and rivalries while maintaining their cover of innocence.
Goliath was INDEED subjected to this here experience. A couple days ago, Goliiath bring home a 'HOOTERS' Girl
what Goliath found passed out in the alley behind the GSL law offices in downtown Jeffersonville. Goliath just being a good Philistine (NOT a Samaritan!) and Goliath bring this little sad Hooter and laid her in the palatial custom made Goliath Bed to sleep off the meth and Jaeger combination of toxic ingestions. Goliath can hardly believe it when Sheba, Tamar, Sprout and even the CATS act like Goliath done something HORRIBLE. !!! Goliath just being his kindly self and these here act like Goliath got some kinder ulterior motivations. Even Erma Thrask join in the general haranguing of Goliath.
Sad. Very sad.
8. They withhold attention and undermine your self-esteem.
Well, Goliath knows just how to respond to this "Hooter" girl situation. Goliath promptly shut the door on all of them after telling them all "You all is worthless no good and jealous. If you was decent wimmens you would look after this poor wretch and see her for what she is...but Nooooo!
You can only think of yourself! "
Then Goliath spent a week not talking to any of them.
9. They exhibit selfishness and a crippling thirst for attention.
Goliath put this time of self exile to good use. Writing his blogg. Ceaselessly posting links on social media and encouraging others to "like" his posts on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Meanwhile, none of the Wimmens got Christmas gifts due to Goliath's isolation and determination to ignore them and punish them for their harsh reaction to the Hooter girl.
10. You don't recognize your own feelings.
Goliath see all this here and now...coming across this here insightful article on the interweb realize he living with a bunch of dad blasted psychopath wimmens.
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