DAILY MAIL NEWS (FROM THE GOLIATH SLANT) MAY 14, 2023 (special California edition)

 #1.  DAVE CHAPPELLE CRACKS ON SAN FRAN

Dave Chappelle goes to the "Tenderloin" reknowned as SF's worst neighborhood and is STUNNED to see homeless people and makes some jokes about it.

 photo by David Buchan for the Daily Mail

#2  YOUNG HOODLUM ARRESTED FOR KILLING TEACHER

A 17 year old punk is arrested after apparently shooting a nice guy teacher.  

#3 A VACATED STRIP BAR NOW HOUSING HOMELESS

Up in Portland homeless people moved into a vacant former strip club. MAGAS are shocked as hell.

#4  A TORY POL RIPS ON the WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

BIG story on an obscure report by Welsh Ministers who thought it's ok to tell young kids about sexuality and 'touching yourself'.  Everyone, including WHO seems a bit removed from the report but it's more red meat for the RIGHT wingers to try to scare the F out of people.  Very good story this.

#5 JLO and BEN  take their MOMS out for Mother's day. THAT"S THE NEWS STORY

#6  MURDERED CASH APP FOUNDER WAS PERVY

He went to sex and drug parties so we see how people like that kinda deserve to get murdered and stuff.

#7 16 US CITIES WHERE IT COSTS A LOT TO LIVE DECENTLY

The big news here is how rotten California is because about half of the top 16 expensive cities are in California so ...even more reason to hate California and make fun of it and all the people who are foolish enough to live there. 

#8  NIKKI HALEY SAYS SOMETHING SORT OF REASONABLE

The erstwhile would be holder of some higher office (if she can decide what that would be) trashes the GOP talking point to ban all abortions.  She is apparently going to run for president on "the Sane Female Republican" platform

#9 GOV of CALIFORNIA pumps the brakes on the idea of REPARATION PAYMENTS OF MILLIONS

The GOP in California jumps his shit and says that it's a lose lose for Gavin.  Whatever.