UPDATE: JEFF ATTORNEY SURRENDERS TO THE INEVITABLE
JEFFERSONVILLE- Today, GAW new learned that local Attorney William "Perry" McCall
(McCall, emerging from the Social Media Dungeon with his newly 'readjusted' mindset)
had been surrendered to authorities and has been mentally processed through the Social Media Justice system by Chief of Detectives Moofin. According to reports, McCall was wildly gesticulating and spitting gobs of saliva as he ranted about "TRUMP 2020" when taken into custody.
Subsequently, we understand that McCall was taken to a 'readjustment zone' where he underwent
3 days of "Clockwork Orange" type mental therapy,
and has entered a "Trump Anonymous" 12 step program. He has been prescribed appropriate sedative medications and placed on probationary status on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and released back into the general population. Under his
sentencing structure, he has agreed to deactivate all his social media accounts following the general
election in November, 2020
McCall, through his attorneys, released the following public statement.
"I want to apologize for my comments on Facebook, Twitter and any re-posts of such comments
that may have appeared elsewhere in social media or on the internet. I apologize to all Trump lovers and Super Fans. I humbly bend the knee to the inevitability of Trump and have pledged myself
to the 12 Step Program for Trumpers Anonymous which I declare
(McCall, emerging from the Social Media Dungeon with his newly 'readjusted' mindset)
had been surrendered to authorities and has been mentally processed through the Social Media Justice system by Chief of Detectives Moofin. According to reports, McCall was wildly gesticulating and spitting gobs of saliva as he ranted about "TRUMP 2020" when taken into custody.
Subsequently, we understand that McCall was taken to a 'readjustment zone' where he underwent
3 days of "Clockwork Orange" type mental therapy,
and has entered a "Trump Anonymous" 12 step program. He has been prescribed appropriate sedative medications and placed on probationary status on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and released back into the general population. Under hissentencing structure, he has agreed to deactivate all his social media accounts following the general
election in November, 2020
McCall, through his attorneys, released the following public statement.
"I want to apologize for my comments on Facebook, Twitter and any re-posts of such comments
that may have appeared elsewhere in social media or on the internet. I apologize to all Trump lovers and Super Fans. I humbly bend the knee to the inevitability of Trump and have pledged myself
to the 12 Step Program for Trumpers Anonymous which I declare
- I admit I am powerless under Trump and that our lives had become unmanageable.
- I Came to believe that the Power of Trump is greater than ourselves and could restore us to sanity.
- I Made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of Trump, Kelly Anne Conway, Stephen Miller, and Alex Jones as we understood them.
- Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
- Admitted to Trump , to ourselves, and to Tucker Carlson of the exact nature of our wrongs.
- I am entirely ready to have Trump and Fox News remove all these defects of character.
- Proudly asked Trump to remove our shortcomings and as much of our social security account and medicare and Obama care as he deemed appropriate.
- Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
- I am making direct amends to all those who I offended and now denounce all Trump haters as 'snowflake liberal communists'.
- Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
- Sought through online comments and generous donations to the Trump re-election campaign to improve our conscious contact with Trum, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps I will try to carry this message to Trump naysayers and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Hopes and Prayers to all and to all our Police officers, Military personnel and First Responders, Thank you for your service!" - William "Perry" McCall III
We at GAW will continue to breathlessly follow this story and provide updates on Mr. McCall's transitional period.
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