A blog by Goliath...yeah, the Giant who got his head cut off. He was actually re-animated by the Witch of Endor and
presently lives in Jeffersonville Indiana with his three
concubines and some chickens.
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A Tale From the Ancient Past
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Goliath discovered trove of work from twenty year ago when Goliath's lawyer (at the time) travel. This is the introduction to this series which probally run through the summer.
Sorry locals No big arguments or controversys. Just my drawings.
This is the last drawing in the series...I just decided to put it first cause it shows how crazy it got...this is a picture of the men's bathroom at the "Jenny Bar" in Amsterdam. That's the pissoir there on the right.
Anonymous said…
Ahh, yes. The travels to Europe. Amsterdam. Paris.
Well, maybe, but just the Spirit of the higly intelligent personalities: 1.)_*. _*. _*., Attorney at Law, 2.)G******., 3.)Bluto, 4.)Guido, aka "The Killer Pimp", 5.)The Curse of Lono.
Uncle B*** had kinda, sorta isolated through seriously degenerate research, a sixth personality he called "Draino", that allegedly arrived somewhere between Guido and Lono.
It is still under dispute in academic circles as to IF The "Draino" actually existed or was just a gradient of either "Guido" or "Lono". The alleged Draino personality actually consumed as many distilled spirits as did Guido, but usually wan't as VASTLY destructive to private property as was Lono. As you know, Lono was the final stage before nervana, white light, an either binge, and a total blackout mode.
Well, it's easy to see how a person's personality would be shattered after encountering the Empress Livia (dead 2000 years) in the bathroom of the Jenny Bar. You got up and left 'the Black Money Booth" and went in to eliminate and were confronted by a hag behind a wooden table with three bowls of 'sweets' on it and a demand that you select one AND PAY for it before you could safely pee (right in front of her). The demons were flying all around at that point. (Imagine the music)
Ok, so that explains a lot of things about certain people we all know. Ok?
Anonymous said…
Piece of cake for Guido. He easily could deal with those situations and send the provateurs screaming down the hall.
"When the going going turns weird, the weird turn pro."
Anonymous said…
Tell about the train back from Paris to Amsterdam.
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introduction to this series which probally run through the summer.
Sorry locals No big arguments or
controversys. Just my drawings.
Guido
personalities:
1.)_*. _*. _*., Attorney at Law,
2.)G******.,
3.)Bluto,
4.)Guido, aka "The Killer Pimp",
5.)The Curse of Lono.
Uncle B*** had kinda, sorta isolated through seriously degenerate research, a sixth personality he called "Draino", that allegedly arrived somewhere between Guido and Lono.
It is still under dispute in academic circles as to IF The "Draino" actually existed or was just a gradient of either "Guido" or "Lono".
The alleged Draino personality actually consumed as many distilled spirits as did Guido, but usually wan't as VASTLY destructive to private property as was Lono.
As you know, Lono was the final stage before nervana, white light, an either binge, and a total blackout mode.
Guido
Ok, so that explains a lot of things about certain people we all know. Ok?
He easily could deal with those situations
and send the provateurs screaming down the hall.
"When the going going turns weird, the weird turn pro."