S.W.A.T. OverKILL

Ok, so, over in J'town, apparently some drunk crashed his toyota into a gun shop.  This led to panic.
The Drunk apparently staggered away to the nearest beer joint to console himself of his miseries and the fact that his wife was going to be mad as hell .  As if he needed this "in Derby Week" he muttered.

Meanwhile,  'the Authorities'  hit the panic button.  CALL OUT THE CALVARY my GOD!  There is a "GUN SHOP" involved!  This COULD be a Terrist ATTACK!"  Right here in J-TOWN!!!!"  some nit wit
decided.

So,  the S.W.A.T. Team is called out.  Take a look at pitcher above made by CJ. photog Michael Hayman.
Michael captured the looks of bewilderement and slowly growing sense of embarassement of the "Made for TV" dressed S.W.A.T. anti-terrists commando's  done up in battle regalia in downtown J-TOWN. ( "Could Osama Bin Laden Be in there?" )

When Goliath look at this here photo this morning in the CJ..he think "My  HEATHERN GAWDS!!! did they
discover the 500 Escape Talibans in this here Derby City Suburb?"  Look at those guys....Goliath especially like one guy with 'commando gloves' on and  how 'Bowser" the K-9 looks like only composed one there.

Whole story right here:  http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110426/NEWS01/304260049/1008/NEWS/Hurstbourne-Parkway-reopen-after-SWAT-clears-gun-shop