A blog by Goliath...yeah, the Giant who got his head cut off. He was actually re-animated by the Witch of Endor and
presently lives in Jeffersonville Indiana with his three
concubines and some chickens.
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Anonymous said…
Golaith: Nice video! Speaking of politicians reminds me of a story about Old "notsuper"! John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. John's favorite rooster, "notsuper", was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed notsuper's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, notsuper had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of notsuper, he entered him in the Clark County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old notsuper the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old super was a great politician. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Evidently Stewart and Fonda were roomates both in New York and Hollywood. It appears they got into a fist fight while in their early 20's over politics, specifically, McCarthys investigation into the film industry.
Afterwards they were both so disgusted with themselves that they supposedly agreed to never talk politics again.
Honda reportedly won the fist fight.
ismile
Anonymous said…
Goliath, also watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh2DeQtVyJM At first I didn't "get" the Stewart/Fonda videos posted by Goliath, but ahh.......Goliath nails it again with biting social commentary: The Democrat wants free money from the Republican! Jimmy Stewart tells Henry Fonda "First you delivery the sermon, and then you pass the plate". Goliath pasted together two scenes: the Republican statement on hard work, etc., and then the Democrat wanting to redistribute the wealth! Very clever by 'Ol Goliath! It took me a while to comprehend!
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He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, "notsuper", was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed notsuper's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, notsuper had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of notsuper, he entered him in the Clark County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old notsuper the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old super was a great politician.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully.
The bells are not always audible !
Afterwards they were both so disgusted with themselves that they supposedly agreed to never talk politics again.
Honda reportedly won the fist fight.
ismile
the way FOnda says "Drank of whisky"
But your interp is ok too.