Me so sorry me not have five hundred hands and arms

That how manyh it seem to take to keep up with all things wanted and needed bby thrree
concubines, sprout, erma thrask, GG, HT,, Blog war, CCC, Sm NSB HM, Obama,
Jules, CW, Ismile, Cindiloohoo, and JW Hardin....

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Anonymous said…
Well, if you'd get rid of ole Erma-the-lush, you'd free your hands of all the hours it takes making vats of special eggnog for her. I'd be willing to wager that your hands are tied up with that chore far more than any other.

BTW, did I see Erma sleeping in Warder Park over the weekend? Don't tell me the Queen-lush of home decorating is homeless!! I noticed a 55 gallon barrel with a syphon hose on it next to her. Her day's supply of S-E-N maybe? Couldn't find a big enough plastic straw?

LOL!!!!!
Anonymous said…
Oh, and what happened to the Batdude?? He hasn't put anything new on his blog for days and days. Do you think he might have flew the coop??

Oh, and Goliath? Some advice GG style. Keep them hands busy providing for the wimmens and the sprout first, otherwise you might have to use them hands to protect your head while 3 wimmens and one wimmen-to-be throw rocks at you!! You know what rocks can do to heads ...
Anonymous said…
Here's what I want.

I want a hamburger and a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake.

And that's it and those are the only things I need. I don't need this or this.

Just a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake...and this ashtray!

And this paddle game, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.

And this remote control.

A hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake, the paddle game, this ash tray and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches!

The hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake, the paddle game, this ash tray and the remote control, and these matches, and the paddle ball. And this lamp!

The hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake, the paddle game, this ash tray and the remote control, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball and the lamp.

And that's all I need too.

I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this magazine!


The hamburger, a cheeseburger, a hot dog, a milk shake, the paddle game, this ash tray and the remote control, and these matches, and the lamp and the magazine.

And that's all I want!

ismile
Goliath said…
MY HEATHERN GAAWDS!!! ET is on the bender! GG giving the wimmens smack down advicers..and ismile want ever little athing just so! YOWWW!
Anonymous said…
Well, now, Goliath, I have to take exception to your statement that ismile wants every little thing!

I smile didn't ask for: fries to go w/the hamburger (or catsup to go w/the fries); onion rings to go w/the cheeseburger (and didn't specify beer-battered onion rings); relish to go w/the hotdog (or mustard); a certain flavored milk shake (or a straw); certain color paddle for the paddle game; an ashtray from a gift shop in Alaska (or Hawaii); the TV to go with the remote (or cable to go w/the tv); matchlight charcoal to go with the matches (or a grill to go w/the charcoal); a certain kind of lamp (floor? desk? table?); or the magazine in spanish instead of english (or both versions to compare words in one to words in the other--do it yourself spanish lessons).

Goliath, see? ismile didn't ask for every little thing just so ... I can even think of more stuff that ismile could have added!!!

And GG was giving you advice, not the wimmens. I believe the wimmens know very well how to handle a 3000 year old warrior, lol.

As far as Erma goes, it wasn't just a bender. Did I forget to mention she had her bed set up in the park, with the "good" linens on it of course. And not just in the park, but in the gazebo, even!! Queen-lush on her dais! Guess the porta-potty is her throne, hahahahaha!!

Try to have a good evening, Goliath!
Anonymous said…
I realize that I can be quite high-maintenance, ( to so many people and in so many ways), but I give my solemn vow to try and reign my needs and demands in over the summer so that Goliath can keep his head on...Notice I only said for the summer, anything beyond that will have to be negotiated!! :)

Jules
Anonymous said…
Goliath? Will you go to the grocery for me? My list isn't long but it's late and I need bread, sandwich meat, fruit, lunch snacks and capri sun. Otherwise Carly will have nothing to pack for lunch at school tomorrow.

Thank you,

~ChopperWoman~
Anonymous said…
To Do List

Go to grocery

Grocery List
bread
sandwich meat
fruit
lunch snacks
capri sun
hamburger
cheese for the burger
hot dogs
milk shakes
paddle game
ash tray
remote control
matches
lamp
magazine
eggnog
whiskey for the eggnog
and a 52 inch flat screen for my remote control

run erma linens to dry cleaner
pack carlys lunch
hook cable box to ismiles new flat screen
mix whiskey into eggnog for erma

ismile
cindiloohoo said…
I want a pony.

Oh, and, also, too, (you betcha!) world peace!!!

Is that really so much to ask?
Goliath said…
So much to do..no time to blog!!1
hoosiertaxpayer said…
Is this a concession. HT is ready to declare victory over Goliath and the CCC. My two rival blogs
Goliath said…
No concessin HT...You is dreaming agin

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